i'm not here

Title: Cold
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG for some cussin'
Disclaimer: All is Joss's, I just borrow.
Pairing: PreRayne
Synopsis: River interrupts a Tall Card game with an important announcement: She's cold.
Notes: Written for karanina's prompt: Cinderella.



( Cold )

I'm on a mission to cheer myself up and what's worked in the past? Fic! So I wrote my first Firefly fic in forever. It's not my best and I'm not terribly proud of it but it made me giggle as I typed so I think it did its job.


Title: I Like The Sonnets But The Comedies Are Better
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: G. Very G.
Disclaimer: So not even mine. Joss is boss, etc.
Summary: Jayne does not like being the object of mockery. At all.
Note/Warning: Shakespeare quoted. Also not mine.


( I Like The Sonnets But the Comedies Are Better )

Title: Back in the Day
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: sunshineali wanted River and Jayne to spend the night at the Tam House. This may not be what she had in mind...
Notes: Written for sunshineali at my Rayne request post.


( Back in the Day )

Title: Dirty Summer
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: They never thought they'd be clean again...
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River has a job for Jayne.
Notes: Written for bugchicklv's Jayne Porn-a-thon


( Jayne Cobb knew come hither when he saw it )

Title: Parts
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River entrusts an important task to Jayne.
Notes: Written for rayne_shippers's prompt challenge. I was given prompt #6: PARTS.


( Parts )

Okay, this was runner up in the fic poll: A RAYNE REQUEST POST!


Got a Rayne prompt? Drop it here and I'll write it. Just one per commenter, please. It's only fair to warn you that if you list more than one, I'll ignore it and move on to the next person. In the past, I used to write every prompt that came my way but then it took me forever to get to everyone else and it was sad. So please, just one? Thanks.

Title: Rewiring (1/2)
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: A medical study gives River an idea...


( Shut the hell up so I can work my magic )

Title: River Gets A Gun
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: How River got her ginormous gun.
Notes: The prequel to Drinking Night. Sequel coming soon!


( River Gets A Gun )

Title: A Pox On You
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River and Jayne get separated from the crew with itchy results.
Notes: Written for theneis's prompt at my Rayne request post.


( A Pox On You )

Title: The Reluctant Babysitter
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: Pre-River/Jayne
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: Someone has to play nanny for a day.
Notes: Written for fluties_flake prompt at my Rayne request post.


( The Reluctant Babysitter )