i'm not here

Title: Spoilers
Rating: G
Fandom: Doctor Who/Firefly
Disclaimer: All is Joss's and the Moffatt's. And Fox and BBC and basically everyone but me. I just play.
Summary: Who were the people who helped Simon break River out of the Academy?
Notes: Written for mystic_notions who wanted River and River fic. This one takes place during the opening moments of the BDM and prior to the current season of Doctor Who.


( Spoilers )

Title: No One Puts Pinkie In a Corner
Author: Toxic Corn
Fandom: MLP: Friendship is Magic/Firefly
Disclaimer: I'm.. basically insane. Also, Joss Whedon, Hasbro, yadda I own nothing.
Summary: Jayne meets Pinkie Pie. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Notes: Written for ladytalon1's prompt where she asked for Jayne and Pinkie in a barfight. This would've cooperated better had she chosen Rainbow Dash instead of Pinkie, so I worked with what our favorite party planner is capable of. :P


( No One Puts Pinkie In a Corner )

FIC REQUEST POST!

Comment with a prompt and I will post fic right away. Yes, right away. I'm going to make myself do this because this girl needs practice writing and needs to stop dithering and second-guessing herself.


Fandoms: Doctor Who, Firefly, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (why not? i'll try anything once), and Skins (bear in mind I've only seen Series 1-4).


I can't promise they'll be stellar but I'm going to give it my best shot. Prompt away!

I'm on a mission to cheer myself up and what's worked in the past? Fic! So I wrote my first Firefly fic in forever. It's not my best and I'm not terribly proud of it but it made me giggle as I typed so I think it did its job.


Title: I Like The Sonnets But The Comedies Are Better
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: G. Very G.
Disclaimer: So not even mine. Joss is boss, etc.
Summary: Jayne does not like being the object of mockery. At all.
Note/Warning: Shakespeare quoted. Also not mine.


( I Like The Sonnets But the Comedies Are Better )

Title: Back in the Day
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: sunshineali wanted River and Jayne to spend the night at the Tam House. This may not be what she had in mind...
Notes: Written for sunshineali at my Rayne request post.


( Back in the Day )

Title: Dirty Summer
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: They never thought they'd be clean again...
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River has a job for Jayne.
Notes: Written for bugchicklv's Jayne Porn-a-thon


( Jayne Cobb knew come hither when he saw it )

Title: Parts
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River entrusts an important task to Jayne.
Notes: Written for rayne_shippers's prompt challenge. I was given prompt #6: PARTS.


( Parts )

Which consists of a fic and video!

VID

Song: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by The Ramones
Fandom: Cold Case and My Bodyguard
Disclaimer: None of the footage is mine!
Summary: Paige Pratt moves to Chicago where she meets The Linderman.
Notes: I actually made an attempt to follow the fic in vid form. It was difficult and I ended up cutting the song short. :P


( Do you love me back )


FIC

Title: The New Girl
Fandom: Cold Case and My Bodyguard
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine!
Rating: PG
Summary: Instead of being brutally murdered, Paige's family moves to Chicago where she meets good ol' damaged Ricky Linderman.
Notes: I may return to Paige/Ricky in the future.


( The New Girl )

Title: Rewiring (1/2)
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: A medical study gives River an idea...


( Shut the hell up so I can work my magic )

Series: Yet Different
Title: Chapter Nine (9/10)
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Martha/Nine
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC, not me.
Spoilers: For the first series up to "Boom Town" and the third series up to "Family of Blood."
Summary: A bit of a time crash and the Doctor finds himself with a new companion.
Notes: As requested by nutmeg610 for Christmas.

Check out the Round-Up Post for earlier chapters.


( Chapter Nine )