i'm not here

Title: Breathe, Beat, Swallow
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss. I'm just a fangirl. *fangirls*
Summary: For curikitten's birthday challenge.
Notes: Happy birthday, my favorite little megalomaniac! *squishes you* UST just for you!


( Breathe, Beat, Swallow )

Title: Five People Wolfram & Hart Were too GOOD to Represent
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Wolfram & Hart belongs to Joss Whedon. None of the people involved in the stories below actually did any of these things, I'm just making fun of them. This isn't real, I'm not makign money off of it, so don't sue me.
Notes: Really really really weird. The weirdest thing I've ever written. Part of the Five fic meme game. If you have an idea, visit the link and let me know.


For curikitten


( Genocidal F***head )


( I Love You )


( That's Hot )


( Revolution )


( In the Big Rock Candy Mountain )

Title: Five Reasons Simon WANTS River to be with Jayne
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All is Joss's, I just worship at his altar. Or, you know. Think he's pretty neat.
Notes: curikitten's request in the Five fic game. It's not too late to play, if you have a prompt, lay it on me.

For curikitten


( What Going Mad Feels Like - Angst )


( The Lesser of Two Evils - Fluff )


( But You Don't See Me - Angst )


( Your Ex-Lover is Dead - Uh, Fluff or Angst Depending on Your Viewpoint )


( Some Clever Forgery - Fluff )