i'm not here

So, with all the icons coming out from the latest Doctor Who episode of the Doctor pointing accusingly, there's seriously been no icon with J'ACCUSE! on it. And that's just silly. Read the article!


"I am accusing war. I am accusing man. I am accusing universal stupidity." If that's not the Doctor than I don't know what is.


Andy looks like he's doing "The Boy With the Thorn in His Side" dance from Viva Blackpool. See, when the Americans re-did it, we should've cast Ed Helms in the Tennant role. Instead of some embarrassing pretty-boy actor who really needed to get the hell off my tv and back to Abercrombie. (Where Andy used to fold shirts! HAH!)

Series: Yet Different
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Martha/Nine
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC, not me.
Spoilers: For the first series up to "Boom Town" and the third series up to "Family of Blood."
Summary: A bit of a time crash and the Doctor finds himself with a new companion.
Notes: As requested by nutmeg610 for Christmas.

Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four / Chapter Five / Chapter Six / Chapter Seven / Chapter Eight / Chapter Nine / Chapter Ten


Started on December 23, 2007 - Finished June 9, 2008

Megan is living in my brain. That's what I've most been wanting to bitch about and she said it best so now that's one less thing I need to do.


However, I lost my bus pass today so I'm still in a state of GRRRRRR SMASH!!! I doubt I'll see it again so now I need to look into how to get a new one. If I find out I'm S.O.L. and we're only entitled to one, I'm going to cry. I have enough change to go to school a few more days but after that, I'm fucked.


ETA: I LOVE MY SCHOOL. All I need to do is go to the Student ID Card office and tell them I need a replacement bus pass and I'll get one for FREE. That's the best thing I've heard all day.

Series: Yet Different
Title: Chapter Five (5/?)
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: A bit R-ish.
Pairing: Martha/Nine
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC, not me.
Spoilers: For the first series up to "Boom Town" and the third series up to "Family of Blood."
Summary: A bit of a time crash and the Doctor finds himself with a new companion.
Notes: As requested by nutmeg610 for Christmas.

Late-night update so Nutmeg can see it tomorrow before she goes to school! :P



( Chapter Five )

Title: In His Bunk
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: What happened after Jayne decided River was prettiest?
Notes: Follows River Gets A Gun and Drinking Night.


( In His Bunk )

Series: Yet Different
Title: Chapter Four (4/?)
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Martha/Nine
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC, not me.
Spoilers: For the first series up to "Boom Town" and the third series up to "Family of Blood."
Summary: A bit of a time crash and the Doctor finds himself with a new companion.
Notes: As requested by nutmeg610 for Christmas.


( Chapter Four )

Title: Grift
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: Jayne's playing a game of pool and has a bit of an accident...
Notes: Written for karanina's prompt at my Rayne request post.


( Grift )

Series: Claudia Kishi: Pirate's Queen
Title: Chapter Six
Authors: toxic_corn and nutmeg610
Fandom: Dodgeball/Baby-Sitter's Club crossover (yes, really)
Disclaimer: Claudia belongs to Ann M. Martin and Scholastic books, and Steve belongs to Rawson Marshall Thurber and 20th Century Fox.
Rating: R/NC-17ish
Summary: Claudia's trying to get by, working at an art gallery until she gets discovered. Little does she know that the strange wanna-be pirate she meets in Central Park can offer her more than she ever imagined possible.
Author's Note: Most likely the last in the crack series, which includes Your Boyfriend Snorts Cocaine, Mary Anne, Wanna Get It On, Dawn?, Kristy and the Doctor, and Stacey Loves the Invisible Man.

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( Chapter Six )

Series: Yet Different
Title: Chapter Two (2/?)
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Martha/Nine
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC, not me.
Spoilers: For the first series up to "Boom Town" and the third series up to "Family of Blood."
Summary: A bit of a time crash and the Doctor finds himself with a new companion.
Notes: As requested by nutmeg610 for Christmas.


( Chapter Two )