If nutmeg610 can do it then... I can try?

[toxic_corn]

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (examples: "5 Reasons Jayne Loves River" or "5 Times Wash Made Zoe Laugh" or "5 Pickup Lines That Worked for Sawyer"). Then, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, if the mood takes you.


Okay, I'll write anything Firefly. But I'm also willing to try Buffy, Angel, or Veronica Mars. So bring it on, ya'll!


*waits with a kind of bad feeling*


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Prompts To Date

Angel:

Five People Wolfram and Hart Were Too GOOD To Represent
Five Things Marcus Hamilton Could Say That Would Make A Woman's Ovaries Explode
Five Times Marcus Hamilton Actually Liked Angel As Opposed to Hating Him With the Fiery Passion of a Thousand Suns
Five Times Marcus Hamilton Shirked His Responsibilities

Firefly:

Five Ideas Jayne Had For a Birthday Present For River That Fell Through
Five Reasons Serenity Needs Jayne
Five Reasons Simon WANTS River to Be With Jayne
Five Reasons Zoe Has For Living
Five Things Inara Learns Aboard Serenity
Five Things No One Knows About Jayne Cobb
Five Things Shepherd Book Learns Aboard Serenity
Five Times Jayne Didn't Want to be a Dad
Five Times Jayne Got Respect
Five Times Jayne Wanted to Kill Kenny (But Didn't) - outsourced to curikitten
Five Times Jayne Was Smarter
Five Times Jayne Won and River Lost
Five Times Mal Was Wrong
Five Times River Thinks Jayne Isn't the Man for Her (And Five Times She Knows He Is)
Five Times River Wondered if She Should've Chosen Jayne Over Kenny
Five Ways to Show Love Without Sex
Jayne's Five Favorites

Veronica Mars:

Five Cases Veronica Would Never Take
Five Times Beaver Almost Told the Truth About Woody

Comments

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

Ok, I gots two:

5 Things Marcus Hamilton could say that would make a woman's ovaries explode. ;)

and

5 Ideas Jayne had for a birthday present for River that fell through (for obvious reasons)

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Marcus Hamilton! I should totally watch those Angel episodes tomorrow. You know. For research. And now I have to be sexy... *ponders*

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I didn't watch Angel except for a few episodes, but seeing as everyone raves about him, I thought he should get some fic.

Oh hun, you could be sexy with one hand tied behind your back! ;) You're bringing sexy back! (As Justin Timberlake says. But I kinda want to ask him -- Where did sexy go that you need to bring it back?)

;)

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Oh, Justin Timberdork. My obnoxious nickname for you is ever so apt.

[curi-o.livejournal.com]

Five reasons Simon wants River to be with Jayne.

Five cases Veronica would never take. (Stretch your... umm... husk, TC!)

Five people Wolfram and Hart was too good to represent.

Five things no one knows about Jayne Cobb.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Oooh. That second one has already inspired a few ideas. This is gonna be fun!

[angielus.livejournal.com]

oooh! i thought of one.

5 times Beaver almost told somebody the truth about Woody.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Oooh, okay. Wow. I don't see this one as being particularly fluffy. But I'll give it my best shot!

[jaynedancing.livejournal.com]

The five times Jayne won and River lost. :D

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, good one! I'll get right on that once the others are out of the way.

[mystic_notions]

I finally thought of a prompt. Well two actually but they go together.
5 times River thinks Jayne isn't the right man for her and
5 times she knows he is.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that'll be fun! I added it to the list. Hopefully I do it justice.

May I suggest....?

[annabelleofga.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Kenny-hater here. Your humor somehow finagled me out of my long no-commenting period. I used to be faithful, but I slid for a while.

Since I don't write at all, I won't feel bad at all if you don't want to use any of these, but I'm enjoying your series so much I wanted to give you some fodder for future fics.

Here goes:

1. 5 ways Jayne wanted to kill Kenny, but didn't
(Sorry, can't help myself)
2. Jayne's 5 favorites
3. 5 times Jayne got respect
4. 5 things Book learns aboard Serenity
5. 5 things Inara learns aboard Serenity
6. 5 ways to show love without sex
7. 5 reasons Serenity needs Jayne
8. 5 times Jayne was smarter
9. 5 times Mal was wrong
10. 5 reasons Zoe has for living

Have fun :)

Re: May I suggest....?

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Those look like so much fun! I don't think I'm going to do those right away, maybe after I get my current series finished and this other bunny that wandered over to me just last night. But then I'll be all over these because they're too great not to write. :D

Re: May I suggest....?

[annabelleofga.livejournal.com]

Feel free to share them with the lovely and talented Curikitten, or the divine Nutmeg if you don't want them. I'm loving their stuff too.

I don't want anything to keep you from BigFic. I adore Jamey, Nettie, Nova, Ben, and the rest of the young 'uns. "I'll Be There" is a masterpiece. "Pappadaddy" - {sniff} makes me tear up with Jayne-worship every time. And kitties. Baby kitties. You're my hero.

Re: May I suggest....?

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Yay! This relieves me because when the series is over, I have more planned for Nettie and it'll be a little cracktastic but fun.

Hm, maybe I can ask Curi to do the Kenny one since I'm sort of sick of writing about the little bugger. :P

Re: May I suggest....?

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Okay, it took a long time but I got Jayne's Five Favorites (http://toxic-corn.livejournal.com/40447.html) done and ready for you. Hope you like it!

Re: May I suggest....?

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaand I've gotten through every one of your prompts! It took four months, sorry about that. Just go to my journal and click the "annabelleofga" tag to read them all. Thanks for the challenge!

[aikiariyen.livejournal.com]

5 times Jayne didn't want to be a dad


(cue daddy-self-doubt and fluff please :p)

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's on the list now. :D

[aikiariyen.livejournal.com]

*grins* yay!

[guinny-hamilton.livejournal.com]

*clears throat*

Okay the first thing that came to mind was:

Five Times Marcus Hamilton Shirked His Responsibilities

Be back later with more!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Added to the list!

[guinny-hamilton.livejournal.com]

Okay thought of another one 'cause you need to be encouraged to keep doing Teh Crack! But not the way that that sounded :P

Five Times Marcus Hamilton Actually Liked Angel As Opposed To Hating Him With The Fiery Passion Of A Thousand Suns

*sees Crack!Fic unfold before mind's eye*

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

On the list!

[crazywriterchic.livejournal.com]

Proud Kenny-hater here, and your last one (5 Times Jayne Wanted to Kill Kenny, but Didn't) inspired this idea:

5 Times River Wondered If She Should Have Chosen Jayne Over Kenny

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Curi's fic has re-newed my enthusiasm for Kenny so I gladly added this prompt to the list.

[crazywriterchic.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! Yay!