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toxic_cornSeries: Your Boyfriend Snorts Cocaine, Mary Anne
Title: Epilogue
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toxic_corn and nutmeg610
Disclaimer: Chad and Mary Anne belong to ABC, Ann M. Martin, and Scholastic Books repsectively. We humbly apologize for this.
Summary: Mary Anne has left Stoneybrook behind to attend UCLA. She loves living with Dawn and Tigger, working at a local day care, and spending time with Logan. But lately Logan's been changing and not for the better. What will happen when Logan's erratic behavior gets to be too much and the older LAPD officer starts getting closer?!
Notes: Sorry for the dreadful summary; I was going for a style. This is a Day Break/Baby-Sitter's Club crossover fic we dreamed up one night because we're insane. If you're brave enough to give this a try, good on you. And if you avoid it, well, we understand. :)
Earlier chapters can be found at the organizational post.
Epilogue
Three years later…
As the rabbit leapt and took off the knight’s head, Mary Anne turned from the screen to beam at Chad. “There you go! I could call you bunny!”
He gave her an odd look. “If that’s what you want…”
“Oh, yeah, right!” she giggled uncontrollably. “I’ll only call you that when I visit you at the office.”
“Those names are not for use in public, remember??”
“But you call me sweetheart all the time!” Mary Anne protested. “I have a reputation to protect, too! I’m a b-badass m-mofo!” She dissolved into giggles.
Chad laughed with her. “I’ve no doubt you are. Gangsta MA!”
“Owww, my tummy hurts!” she exclaimed, clutching her belly as she continued to giggle.
“Then maybe you shouldn’t make fun!” With a wicked grin, Chad attacked her vulnerable belly with his tickling fingers.
Legs kicking and squealing, Mary Anne nearly fell off the couch. “Chaaaaaaaaaad!”
“Yeeeeeeees?”
“Mmmf! I… I love you?”
“Welll, I think you’re just saying that so I’ll stop.”
“It also happens to be truuuuue!” Out of desperation, she lifted her head and licked his cheek.
Sure enough, he stopped, and with a grin pounced on her. “Ohhhh, I see how it is. Using your sexiness against me. Very devious.” He kissed her gently. “I happen to love you, too.”
“For always?”
“Or until forever ends.”
Mary Anne smiled up at him adoringly and ran her hands down his sides… and then dug her tickling fingers in.
“Hey!” He jerked up. “What are you- I-I’m not ticklish so that’s not-” He laughed and squirmed around.
She giggled wickedly. “Payback!”
“How’d we even g-get started on this t-tickling business?”
Taking pity on him, she stopped and gave him a look. “How does it always start?”
“Uh, you say something that sets me off in a tickling rage?” he said, looking sheepish.
Mary Anne sighed and flopped backwards. “Now I’m tired.”
“Too tired for post-tickling sex?” Chad flopped the other way, reaching out a hand to trace her kneecap lightly.
“Yeah, probably.” Mary Anne hid her tiny little smirk.
“Well, you know what we could always do, don’t you?” He grinned like he was a genius. “Sleepytime sex.”
She smiled dreamily. “I like sleepytime sex with you. It’s like… sunlight.” She frowned. “Or something.”
He chuckled. “Are you sure it’s not like moonbeams?” He yawned. “Whaddya say? Sleepytime sex?”
“Too warm to be moonbeams.” Mary Anne rolled to her side. “I don’t think I’m quite sleepy enough for sleepytime sex.”
“Aww, too tired for normal sex, not tired enough for sleepytime sex. I can’t win.” Chad pouted.
Mary Anne giggled, having had her fun with him. “If we have normal sex, can I be on top?”
Her perked up. “Do you have to ask?”
His eagerness made her laugh some more. “Okay, but first we should pick this place up. Dawn’s going to come back and throw a fit if she sees everything scattered around here.”
Practically leaping out of his spot, Chad started to gather up his briefcase and the papers that had slid out of it when he’d dropped it suddenly many hours earlier. He heaved up Mary Anne’s backpack and took it to her room as she picked up his jacket from where he’d discarded it on the floor.
A small, velvet box fell out of the pocket.
Mary Anne gasped loudly.
“What? What’s wrong?” Chad walked back into the living room, looking concerned.
“Something just fell out of your pocket is all.”
He blanched. “Oh, right, it’s uh… a ring of mine I wanted re-sized.”
Mary Anne felt her heart break and her shoulders slumped with disappointment. “Oh.” She slipped it back into his pocket.
Chad went to her side and pulled the box back out. “Um, look, I was gonna wait until we went out to dinner to do this, but seeing as how I already ruined the moment…” He lowered himself to one knee. “Mary Anne, ever since we went out on our first non-disastrous date, I’ve been asking myself if you were the woman I could spend the rest of my life with. And now I know the answer’s yes. The question is, do you want to spend the rest of your life with me?” He opened the box and looked up at her hopefully. “Will you marry me?”
Her eyes filled with tears. “Oh, yes, Chad, I’ll marry you!” She laughed as her tears fell. “I’m sorry I found the ring early; did you have a big surprise planned?”
“Well, there was the seven course meal and all that, but it’s okay. I’m glad I didn’t wait to ask.”
Mary Anne giggled and took the box to get a good look at her pretty ring.
“Do you like it?” Chad asked, smiling at her awed expression.
“It’s so beautiful. It’s more than I ever hoped for.”
“Well, you deserve the best.”
“Will you put it on me?”
“Of course I will.” He slipped it on her finger. “You look beautiful in it. But you always look beautiful.”
Rolling her eyes, she gave his shoulder a gentle swat, eliciting a pout from him. “What? I meant it.”
She cupped his chin and tilted his face up to hers. “I know. I love you.”
“Well, I love you, too.” He kissed her gently.
Just then the front door opened, revealing Dawn and her boyfriend Kevin. “Uh oh, I think we’re interrupting something,” Dawn said, only half-kidding.
Mary Anne beamed and held up her hand. “I’m engaged!”
Dawn squealed and the two sisters ran at each other, talking a mile a minute and cooing over the ring. Chad and Kevin nodded at each other.
“Congratulations,” Kevin said.
Chad grinned widely then put on a casual expression. “Thanks.”
After a few minutes, Mary Anne went back to Chad and tugged on his hand. “There was something we wanted to get started on, right?”
“Oh yes there was. I’m glad I have you around to remind me of these important things.”
She crooked her finger and he followed her into the bedroom, slamming the door behind him.
Dawn raised her eyebrows at Kevin. “Actually, we should probably go over to your place.”
< Chapter Twelve : Wanna Get It On, Dawn? - the sequel >
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Okay, now it's over. Or IS it? Nutmeg and I had so much fun with this... that we're in the process of creating a sequel! :D It will not be centered on Chad and Mary Anne, though they do feature quite heavily in the plot. The story is called "Wanna Get It On, Dawn?" and will be Nutmeg's baby featured in her fic journal,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
gorramit_girl. So if you don't already have it friended, get on that so you can follow the sequel. We're shipping Dawn with Nathan Fillion's one-time guest-starring role on Lost, Kevin the Cop, as the epilogue hinted at. The crack continues! As for me, it's time to get back to Rayne fic.
Title: Epilogue
Authors:
toxic_corn and nutmeg610Disclaimer: Chad and Mary Anne belong to ABC, Ann M. Martin, and Scholastic Books repsectively. We humbly apologize for this.
Summary: Mary Anne has left Stoneybrook behind to attend UCLA. She loves living with Dawn and Tigger, working at a local day care, and spending time with Logan. But lately Logan's been changing and not for the better. What will happen when Logan's erratic behavior gets to be too much and the older LAPD officer starts getting closer?!
Notes: Sorry for the dreadful summary; I was going for a style. This is a Day Break/Baby-Sitter's Club crossover fic we dreamed up one night because we're insane. If you're brave enough to give this a try, good on you. And if you avoid it, well, we understand. :)
Earlier chapters can be found at the organizational post.
Three years later…
As the rabbit leapt and took off the knight’s head, Mary Anne turned from the screen to beam at Chad. “There you go! I could call you bunny!”
He gave her an odd look. “If that’s what you want…”
“Oh, yeah, right!” she giggled uncontrollably. “I’ll only call you that when I visit you at the office.”
“Those names are not for use in public, remember??”
“But you call me sweetheart all the time!” Mary Anne protested. “I have a reputation to protect, too! I’m a b-badass m-mofo!” She dissolved into giggles.
Chad laughed with her. “I’ve no doubt you are. Gangsta MA!”
“Owww, my tummy hurts!” she exclaimed, clutching her belly as she continued to giggle.
“Then maybe you shouldn’t make fun!” With a wicked grin, Chad attacked her vulnerable belly with his tickling fingers.
Legs kicking and squealing, Mary Anne nearly fell off the couch. “Chaaaaaaaaaad!”
“Yeeeeeeees?”
“Mmmf! I… I love you?”
“Welll, I think you’re just saying that so I’ll stop.”
“It also happens to be truuuuue!” Out of desperation, she lifted her head and licked his cheek.
Sure enough, he stopped, and with a grin pounced on her. “Ohhhh, I see how it is. Using your sexiness against me. Very devious.” He kissed her gently. “I happen to love you, too.”
“For always?”
“Or until forever ends.”
Mary Anne smiled up at him adoringly and ran her hands down his sides… and then dug her tickling fingers in.
“Hey!” He jerked up. “What are you- I-I’m not ticklish so that’s not-” He laughed and squirmed around.
She giggled wickedly. “Payback!”
“How’d we even g-get started on this t-tickling business?”
Taking pity on him, she stopped and gave him a look. “How does it always start?”
“Uh, you say something that sets me off in a tickling rage?” he said, looking sheepish.
Mary Anne sighed and flopped backwards. “Now I’m tired.”
“Too tired for post-tickling sex?” Chad flopped the other way, reaching out a hand to trace her kneecap lightly.
“Yeah, probably.” Mary Anne hid her tiny little smirk.
“Well, you know what we could always do, don’t you?” He grinned like he was a genius. “Sleepytime sex.”
She smiled dreamily. “I like sleepytime sex with you. It’s like… sunlight.” She frowned. “Or something.”
He chuckled. “Are you sure it’s not like moonbeams?” He yawned. “Whaddya say? Sleepytime sex?”
“Too warm to be moonbeams.” Mary Anne rolled to her side. “I don’t think I’m quite sleepy enough for sleepytime sex.”
“Aww, too tired for normal sex, not tired enough for sleepytime sex. I can’t win.” Chad pouted.
Mary Anne giggled, having had her fun with him. “If we have normal sex, can I be on top?”
Her perked up. “Do you have to ask?”
His eagerness made her laugh some more. “Okay, but first we should pick this place up. Dawn’s going to come back and throw a fit if she sees everything scattered around here.”
Practically leaping out of his spot, Chad started to gather up his briefcase and the papers that had slid out of it when he’d dropped it suddenly many hours earlier. He heaved up Mary Anne’s backpack and took it to her room as she picked up his jacket from where he’d discarded it on the floor.
A small, velvet box fell out of the pocket.
Mary Anne gasped loudly.
“What? What’s wrong?” Chad walked back into the living room, looking concerned.
“Something just fell out of your pocket is all.”
He blanched. “Oh, right, it’s uh… a ring of mine I wanted re-sized.”
Mary Anne felt her heart break and her shoulders slumped with disappointment. “Oh.” She slipped it back into his pocket.
Chad went to her side and pulled the box back out. “Um, look, I was gonna wait until we went out to dinner to do this, but seeing as how I already ruined the moment…” He lowered himself to one knee. “Mary Anne, ever since we went out on our first non-disastrous date, I’ve been asking myself if you were the woman I could spend the rest of my life with. And now I know the answer’s yes. The question is, do you want to spend the rest of your life with me?” He opened the box and looked up at her hopefully. “Will you marry me?”
Her eyes filled with tears. “Oh, yes, Chad, I’ll marry you!” She laughed as her tears fell. “I’m sorry I found the ring early; did you have a big surprise planned?”
“Well, there was the seven course meal and all that, but it’s okay. I’m glad I didn’t wait to ask.”
Mary Anne giggled and took the box to get a good look at her pretty ring.
“Do you like it?” Chad asked, smiling at her awed expression.
“It’s so beautiful. It’s more than I ever hoped for.”
“Well, you deserve the best.”
“Will you put it on me?”
“Of course I will.” He slipped it on her finger. “You look beautiful in it. But you always look beautiful.”
Rolling her eyes, she gave his shoulder a gentle swat, eliciting a pout from him. “What? I meant it.”
She cupped his chin and tilted his face up to hers. “I know. I love you.”
“Well, I love you, too.” He kissed her gently.
Just then the front door opened, revealing Dawn and her boyfriend Kevin. “Uh oh, I think we’re interrupting something,” Dawn said, only half-kidding.
Mary Anne beamed and held up her hand. “I’m engaged!”
Dawn squealed and the two sisters ran at each other, talking a mile a minute and cooing over the ring. Chad and Kevin nodded at each other.
“Congratulations,” Kevin said.
Chad grinned widely then put on a casual expression. “Thanks.”
After a few minutes, Mary Anne went back to Chad and tugged on his hand. “There was something we wanted to get started on, right?”
“Oh yes there was. I’m glad I have you around to remind me of these important things.”
She crooked her finger and he followed her into the bedroom, slamming the door behind him.
Dawn raised her eyebrows at Kevin. “Actually, we should probably go over to your place.”
< Chapter Twelve : Wanna Get It On, Dawn? - the sequel >
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Okay, now it's over. Or IS it? Nutmeg and I had so much fun with this... that we're in the process of creating a sequel! :D It will not be centered on Chad and Mary Anne, though they do feature quite heavily in the plot. The story is called "Wanna Get It On, Dawn?" and will be Nutmeg's baby featured in her fic journal,
gorramit_girl. So if you don't already have it friended, get on that so you can follow the sequel. We're shipping Dawn with Nathan Fillion's one-time guest-starring role on Lost, Kevin the Cop, as the epilogue hinted at. The crack continues! As for me, it's time to get back to Rayne fic.
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YAYOMGTHISISFORTHEWIN!
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This was so fun! *hugs*
And? I will tease our readers with my Kevin/Dawn icon!
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Date: 2007-01-07 08:27 pm (UTC)Man, people are going to flip over the Wanna Get It On, Dawn? cover because it's such an adorable manip. *loves on teh Kevin/Dawn*
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Date: 2007-01-07 08:46 pm (UTC)I hope they like it. I realized last night that he wouldn't be wearing the uniform anymore but eh... minor details. ;)
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Date: 2007-01-08 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-08 02:56 am (UTC)She's Alona Tal (I think that's how it's spelled) from Veronica Mars and Supernatural. Toxic picked her out, I had no idea who she was, heh! I had to make her eye blue though; she has brown eyes and Dawn has blue, lol!
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Date: 2007-01-07 08:55 pm (UTC)SO HAPPY!
And he proposed!!!! YAY!!! VV cute proposal!
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Date: 2007-01-07 09:30 pm (UTC)*invites armies to party*
Awesome! Brilliant! Pure genius!
*awaits sequel*
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I can boogie down!
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Date: 2007-01-07 10:49 pm (UTC)Looooooooove!
Iiiiiiiiit!
Ah! I love it. It makes me sooooo happy! I'm putting the org. post on memories so I can come back. Squee!
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Date: 2007-01-07 11:16 pm (UTC)Just so you know.
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Date: 2007-01-08 04:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-07 11:23 pm (UTC)And a sequel with Kevin the cop (damn, stupid Kate....but yay for us!)
Can't wait, but you know, now I am going to have to find and read at least the first BSC book...... :-)
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Date: 2007-01-08 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-08 02:47 am (UTC)AND SEQUEL!??!! WOO!! I was giggling as I read because first there was a character called Nathan, then now it's Kevin but it's Lost!Kevin, which is TEN TIMES OF AWESOME!!!
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Date: 2007-01-08 04:58 am (UTC)*squees at the thought of the sequel* Nutmeg will be doing all the work this time, woohoo!
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Date: 2007-01-08 09:40 am (UTC)And Mary Anne is getting married. Kids grow up so fast these days. *wipes tear*
Can't wait for the sequel!
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Date: 2007-01-08 10:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-08 12:46 pm (UTC)Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Date: 2007-01-08 10:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 12:46 am (UTC)Hey, is Mallory going to be Allyson Hannigan? 'Cause that would be awesome.
I think this might spawn another AU pairing with people writing their own contributions, just like were!Jayne/vamp!River. I can see it now...
Oh... I just realized that the only Firefly guy left is... Simon! And Jewel Staite is almost blonde... like Stacey. But we can't forget Shannon or Abby! They're important, too. *is way too into this*
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Date: 2007-03-03 12:55 am (UTC)As for Mallory *points to icon* we chose Bryce Dallas Howard to play her. And we've hooked her up with Jim Halpert from The Office which I think Megan is tackling once I finish up Kristy and The Doctor. As for Stacey... we've been thinking of Simon for her too but have yet to really plan anything.
And I pity Claudia, actually. *sigh*
Longest reply ever, lol. Sorry. But hey, thanks for giving this a try and I'm glad you liked it.
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Date: 2007-03-03 01:04 am (UTC)Yeah, and I'm catching up on that sequel, too. I read through the birthday debacle earlier, and I just got the kitty/giraffe scene done. I am a huge fan of Kevin and the wrench.
So... can we get Eric from Wonderfalls in on the action? Ooh, and Nathan Petrelli! And Hiro! (Actually, I'm not sure how he'd fit in there, but you never know. Hey, he's Japanese, Claudia's Japanese, and I'm totally a racist against my own Asian heritage... *facepalm*)
*wonders if the woman who plays Sharon from Battlestar Galactica is Japanese*
Tox, this may have just given me the inspiration I needed to write, like, all night long. Not your stories, though. Mine. (I started on a sequel to that one Angstable fic where Jayne overhears River talking mean about him... it should be good.)
You know who else should get paired into this world? Michael Scofield/Wentworth Miller. I feel kind of guilty for not thinking of girl/girl pairings, and you could always hook someone up with Katie Finnegan's character from Wonderfalls... *is still going*
Wallace! Wallace and Jessi!
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Date: 2007-03-03 02:24 am (UTC)I think we'll be leaving out Abby and Shannon since I stopped reading the books long before Ann M. Martin introduced Abby's character and I'm just all out of give a shit when it comes to Shannon. Though from Abby's description on the wiki page, I'd be tempted to make her a lesbian and match her with Katie Finneran's character from Wonderfalls. If I were to write her. Which I'm not.
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Date: 2007-03-03 04:14 am (UTC)'cause I was definitely there when Abby joined...
Dude, Katie Finneran. Who doesn't love Katie? Crazy people, of course.
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Date: 2007-03-10 01:41 pm (UTC)I really enjoyed this story; thanks so much for writing it :)
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Date: 2008-01-09 05:58 pm (UTC)Ok so am i a dork for reading every chapter in two days?? Yes.. Well it was addicting-plus i hate my job and it made the day go by quicker. Thanks for the good read!
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Date: 2008-01-10 02:25 pm (UTC)Best.Crackfic.EVER
:)
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Date: 2011-10-24 11:09 am (UTC)You know how it goes, all roads lead to Adam Baldwin.