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toxic_cornTitle: Gummy Worms
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Firefly and all the pretty characters belong to Joss. Not me. :(
Summary: Jayne just wants his gummy worms... right?
Notes: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
crazywriterchic's prompt at my request post.
Gummy Worms
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It’d been a long, hard day and Jayne was in no mood for anyone’s go se. Before he could start snapping at people and get Mal’s knickers in a twist, he slunk off to his bunk and locked the hatch.
Taking a moment to enjoy the silence, Jayne stood in the middle of his room and took a deep breath. Only one thing to do in a moment like this. He strode over to his dresser and opened the top drawer, moving aside his socks to get at the little white paper bag.
No one knew this about Jayne, but at every place they stopped, he’d go to a candy store and buy himself half a pound of gummy worms. Best damn thing in the ‘verse, next to guns and trim. He ate them by colors, saving the green and yellow buggers for last. They’d been his favorite since he’d been knee-high to a grasshopper.
Picking up the bag now, he frowned in suspicion. It felt a little light. Sure enough, when he opened it, there were only about three of his green and yellow worms left.
“Gorramit!” Jayne snapped, tossing the bag back into his drawer. Only one person could’ve committed this heinous crime. He scrambled back up the ladder and out the hatch, intent on finding River Tam.
After looking all over, he found the girl lounging comfortably on her bed. From the look on her face, he could tell she’d been waiting on him and enjoyed every second of it.
“Give ‘em back,” Jayne growled. “Right the hell now!”
River blinked innocently. “Give what back?”
His eyes narrowed dangerously. “Don’t play with me, girl. Give ‘em back now?”
“I simply don’t know what you could be speaking of,” she said airily, reaching under her pillow. “It couldn’t be these, could it?” She pulled her hand out from under the pillow and opened her fist, showing him about seven green and yellow gummy worms.
“Those are mine!” Jayne darted forward to grab them from her, but the girl was too quick; she stuffed them down the front of her dress, into her bra. Unsure how to proceed, Jayne paused and glared at her.
“If you want them back,” she said silkily, “you’ll have to go in and get them yourself.”
Jayne ground his teeth. “Girl, I ain’t playin’. Get those out now.”
“You,” she said forcefully. “Go on. Or no worms for you.”
For a second, he considered his options. He could go tell her brother, but then he’d run off and tell Mal and they’d laugh at him for not being able to handle a little girl. And if Kaylee overheard, she’d be hassling him to share his candy and Jayne sure as shit wasn’t about to do that.
He had no choice.
“Fine,” he grumbled. “C’mere.”
A slow smile spread across River’s face and she excitedly scooted closer to the end of the bed, holding her chest out. Her breath came faster and harder as Jayne reached out for her…
Then she squawked indignantly when he grabbed her by the waist, turned her upside down, and shook her hard until the gummy worms had all fallen out of her dress. Tossing her back down, he scooped his candy up victoriously.
“But-!” She was cut off short by Jayne’s angry finger in her face.
“No one tells me what to do! ‘Specially not crazy little girls.” He spun on his heel and started towards the door but her soft, little voice gave him pause.
“What if I had asked nicely?”
Jayne slid the door open and took a step out, looking back over his shoulder at her. A sexy grin turned up the right side of his mouth. “Then I would’ve gone in there mouthfirst to get ‘em.”
Chuckling at the way her face heated up and her jaw dropped, he closed her door and headed off to his bunk, already looking forward to the day she’d ask nicely.
THE END
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Firefly and all the pretty characters belong to Joss. Not me. :(
Summary: Jayne just wants his gummy worms... right?
Notes: Written for
crazywriterchic's prompt at my request post.Gummy Worms
For
crazywriterchicIt’d been a long, hard day and Jayne was in no mood for anyone’s go se. Before he could start snapping at people and get Mal’s knickers in a twist, he slunk off to his bunk and locked the hatch.
Taking a moment to enjoy the silence, Jayne stood in the middle of his room and took a deep breath. Only one thing to do in a moment like this. He strode over to his dresser and opened the top drawer, moving aside his socks to get at the little white paper bag.
No one knew this about Jayne, but at every place they stopped, he’d go to a candy store and buy himself half a pound of gummy worms. Best damn thing in the ‘verse, next to guns and trim. He ate them by colors, saving the green and yellow buggers for last. They’d been his favorite since he’d been knee-high to a grasshopper.
Picking up the bag now, he frowned in suspicion. It felt a little light. Sure enough, when he opened it, there were only about three of his green and yellow worms left.
“Gorramit!” Jayne snapped, tossing the bag back into his drawer. Only one person could’ve committed this heinous crime. He scrambled back up the ladder and out the hatch, intent on finding River Tam.
After looking all over, he found the girl lounging comfortably on her bed. From the look on her face, he could tell she’d been waiting on him and enjoyed every second of it.
“Give ‘em back,” Jayne growled. “Right the hell now!”
River blinked innocently. “Give what back?”
His eyes narrowed dangerously. “Don’t play with me, girl. Give ‘em back now?”
“I simply don’t know what you could be speaking of,” she said airily, reaching under her pillow. “It couldn’t be these, could it?” She pulled her hand out from under the pillow and opened her fist, showing him about seven green and yellow gummy worms.
“Those are mine!” Jayne darted forward to grab them from her, but the girl was too quick; she stuffed them down the front of her dress, into her bra. Unsure how to proceed, Jayne paused and glared at her.
“If you want them back,” she said silkily, “you’ll have to go in and get them yourself.”
Jayne ground his teeth. “Girl, I ain’t playin’. Get those out now.”
“You,” she said forcefully. “Go on. Or no worms for you.”
For a second, he considered his options. He could go tell her brother, but then he’d run off and tell Mal and they’d laugh at him for not being able to handle a little girl. And if Kaylee overheard, she’d be hassling him to share his candy and Jayne sure as shit wasn’t about to do that.
He had no choice.
“Fine,” he grumbled. “C’mere.”
A slow smile spread across River’s face and she excitedly scooted closer to the end of the bed, holding her chest out. Her breath came faster and harder as Jayne reached out for her…
Then she squawked indignantly when he grabbed her by the waist, turned her upside down, and shook her hard until the gummy worms had all fallen out of her dress. Tossing her back down, he scooped his candy up victoriously.
“But-!” She was cut off short by Jayne’s angry finger in her face.
“No one tells me what to do! ‘Specially not crazy little girls.” He spun on his heel and started towards the door but her soft, little voice gave him pause.
“What if I had asked nicely?”
Jayne slid the door open and took a step out, looking back over his shoulder at her. A sexy grin turned up the right side of his mouth. “Then I would’ve gone in there mouthfirst to get ‘em.”
Chuckling at the way her face heated up and her jaw dropped, he closed her door and headed off to his bunk, already looking forward to the day she’d ask nicely.
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Date: 2007-07-01 08:07 pm (UTC)Great job! Short and sweet. A wonderful read. Adding to my memories for sure. :)
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Date: 2007-07-01 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-01 08:16 pm (UTC)Very funny!
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Date: 2007-07-01 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-01 10:19 pm (UTC)If I were River, I would make a thievery attempt straight away just so I could ask nicely :D
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Date: 2007-07-02 06:18 am (UTC)Same here. ;)
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Date: 2007-07-01 10:57 pm (UTC)And the moral is - always ask nicely :)
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Date: 2007-07-02 06:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-01 11:28 pm (UTC)"A sexy grin turned up the right side of his mouth. “Then I would’ve gone in there mouthfirst to get ‘em.”"
Do you know that this line is playing havoc with my mind right now? But in a very nice way. :-)
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Date: 2007-07-02 06:23 am (UTC)Man, no kidding! I should start padlocking mine.
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Date: 2007-07-02 01:23 am (UTC)That's all I have to say.
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Date: 2007-07-02 08:56 am (UTC)Jayne smirking leaves very dirty thoughts in my head.
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