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nutmeg610 gets bored? I entertain her of course! To the best of my ability. So, she gave me silly prompts that take place in our BSC crack-verse and I followed through. Here they are, in their dialoguey/cracky glory. Includes past and present crack pairings! Also, spoilers for future short stories and couples but... you'll live, right? Right.
Steve: Yarrr, good afternoon to ya, Shelten.
Chad: *grinds teeth* Hi, Steve.
Steve: Be a good day for sailing, I'd wager. As soon as I get me a ship.
Chad: You're a pirate and don't have a ship?
Steve: No. It be a dream of mine, though.
Chad: What kind of a pirate doesn't have a ship?!
Steve: ... Well, me.
Chad: If you're going to pick an obnoxious character for yourself and go to the trouble of acting like a moron every day, you should at least put more effort into it. I mean, you don't even have a parrot.
Steve: ..... Birds freak Steve the hell out, arrrr.
Chad: *annoyed look*
Steve: *cautious smile*
Chad: *eye roll*
Steve: Would you be wantin' to go for drinks with Steve, then?
Chad: Sorry, I have to kill myself this afternoon.
Steve: *breaks character* Oh my god, if you do that, what will happen to Mary Anne and the kids?
Chad: I didn't actually mean...
Steve: The insurance company doesn't pay up if you kill yourself. They'll be forced out into the street. YOU'LL TURN JOSH INTO OLIVER TWIST!!!! AND OLIVER TWIST DIDN'T GET A SECOND HELPING OF GRUEL!!!
Chad: WILL YOU CALM THE HELL DOWN?!!!
Steve: *recoils * Steve be standin' right here. No need to shout.
Chad: I'm not REALLY going to kill myself. I was just trying to tell you that I don't want to hang out with you.
Steve: And endin' your mortal existence is preferable to spendin' an afternoon with Steve and free ale.
Chad: Yes, it- Wait, free?
Steve: Never mind, you're not interested. I think I'll call Kevin and see what he wants to do. *leaves *
Chad: *pouts * Dammit. Maybe there's something to that "nice" stuff Mary Anne's always harping about.
Andy: Heeeeeyyyy it's Big Tuna and Big Red.
Jim: Hi, Andy.
Mallory: Hi, Andy.
Andy: So; here's my idea. How about we all go out tonight and get RIPPED and have an awesome threesome? A threeAWEsome!
Jim: I don't think so, Andy.
Mallory: Jim, wait. That sounds like a great idea.
Andy: It does?
Jim: It does?
Mallory: Yes. *gives Jim significant look*
Jim: *makes a Jim face*
Mallory: But if you want to have a threeAWEsome with us, there's a few things you need to do.
Andy: I am... ALL ears. *serious listening face*
Mallory: First, you need to go for a full body waxing. I don't like hairy men.
Andy: Got it. Waxing. And?
Mallory: Then a manicure. I already have one boy with yucky fingernails, I need someone with pretty hands.
Jim: Oh, thanks Mal.
Mallory: No problem, Halpert.
Andy: Got it. And... anything else?
Mallory: Mesh t-shirt. It makes me... hot.
Andy: Hot?
Mallory: Hot .
Andy: All riiiiiiight.
Jim: Yeah, and once you get all that down, meet us at Club Smokin' at 9:30 tonight.
Andy: Sweet! That means I have to leave early if I want to get this all done... *looks concerned* You'll cover for me, Tuna?
Jim: Count on it, buddy.
Andy: Okay. Okay! Uh, see you guys tonight! *leaves grinning*
Mallory: Isn't Club Smokin' that gay bar that just opened?
Jim: *innocent face* Oh, it is? Whoops. Well, maybe Andy will make some new friends.
Mallory: *giggles * Great. Are you coming to my place or am I going to yours tonight?
Jim: Let's go to yours. And have a twoAWEsome.
Mallory: Sounds like a plan.
Chad: Okay, Callis. Let's see your hand.
Kevin: I win. Alllllllll reds.
Chad: ... You're such a tool.
Kevin: You're just jealous cuz I wiiiiiin. And I've kissed your giiirrrl. And I've seen her booooobs.
Chad: I'm drunk but I can still kill you.
Kevin: And I'm drunk, but I can still bleed on you.
Chad: ....
Kevin: *smug, I win look*
Chad: You really don't listen to yourself, do you Callis?
Kevin: See, here's the thing about you Shelten.....
Chad: .....
Kevin: ....
Chad: ....
Kevin: .....
Chad: ..... What's the thing about me?
KEvin: What ISN'T the thing about you? Deal again, I need to win Dawn some new shoes.
Chad: You didn't win. I did, because I had four of a kind.
Kevin: Lemee see your hand....
Chad: *smashes hiim in the face with his palm*
Kevin: I meant your cards .
Chad: Whoops.
Kevin: You asshole. You did that on purpose.
Chad: Well, duh.
Kevin: Fine, take all the money. Take it like you take everything else.
Chad: What's that mean?
Kevin: At the picnic last week, you ate the last cookie.
Chad: ....... It'd been sitting there for an hour; what was I supposed to do? You could've taken it!
Kevin: I was being polite!
Chad: And now you're regretting it! Live and learn!
Kevin: See, that's the thing about you, Shelten....
Chad: Are you gonna say something this time?
Kevin: Yes. The thing is.... *heavy sigh* You're a dick but you're my friend.
Chad: *surprised * Yeah?
Kevin: Uh huh. And I'll let you take the money because... because I know you'll use it to buy Mary Anne something nice. 'N I like how nice you are to her.
Chad: Okay. But we haven't been playing with money.
Kevin: We haven't?
Chad: No. It's M&Ms.
Kevin: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I thought George Washington looked funny. *picks up an M&M, inspects it*
Chad: You can help me eat 'em.
Kevin: *choked up* You're a god among men.
Chad: *munches M&M* I know.
Dawn: So, did you have fun during poker night?
Kevin: Yeah, uh, I think.
Dawn: About as much fun as you possibly can with Chad and not be Mary Anne, right?
Kevin: Well........ yeah. He's okay though.
Dawn: Yeah. He's okay. *lowers voice* Fox News is fair and balanced.
Kevin: Oh no, don't start.
Dawn: Sensitive men are pussies. Except for me, because I am the exception. Watch me turn into a puddle when Mary Anne walks in.
Kevin: *laughing *
Dawn: This country would be so much better if the god damn hippies would shut the hell up. The 60s are over, people. Let them go.
Kevin: Why the hell would I wanna save the planet; I'm not going to be here in 200 years. Let them figure it out.
Dawn: Good one! *continues * Cholesterol? I'll eat my steak and you just enjoy your rabbit food there, Dawn. *sneer * If you can.
Kevin: Hey, Callis, what's that I hear? It's the WAAAHHHHmbulance here to take your emo ass away!
Dawn: He knows what emo is?
Kevin: I heard Mary Anne explaining it to him the other day.
Dawn: *giggle snorts* I bet it was new to you, too.
Kevin: ....... It was.
Dawn: Awwww, Kev. Oh my god, Callis. I think you're gonna start growing some ovaries in a second.
Kevin: What's your issue? Are you like, on the man rag?
Dawn: Oh my god, did he really say that?!
Chad: Yes he did.
Dawn and Kevin: *jump *
Chad: Sorry, am I spoiling your fun?
Dawn: *tiny voice* Little bit. Yeah.
Chad: *sneer * Sorry. I'm just here to see Mary Anne.
Dawn: How long were you standing there?
Chad: *heads off to MA's room* *sullenly * Long enough.
Kevin and Dawn: *give each other O_O*
Dawn: Maybe we should go.
Kevin: Good idea.
Kevin and Dawn: *leave *
Mary Anne: *stomps into room* What did I tell you guys about mocking him??? *sees they're gone* She has to come home sometime.
Chad: *working at desk, hears knock on door* Who is it?
Kevin and Dawn: Us.
Chad: I'm busy.
Kevin: *opens door* This'll only take a minute.
Chad: I said I was busy . If you're planning on making fun of me, just do it behind my back like you always do.
Kevin: *opens door more to reveal Dawn has an armload of balloons and a plate full of cookies*
Dawn: So you don't want any of this?
Chad: ..... What?
Kevin: Mary Anne told us that we really hurt your feelings so... we wanted to make it up to you.
Dawn: I know some balloons and cookies aren't going to instantly make it better.
Chad: *looking over the cookies in interest* It's a start.
Dawn: We also got you these. *hands him two tickets to the Lakers game*
Chad: OMG floor seats?
Kevin: Yup. Hope you have fun, buddy. We're really sorry we were assholes.
Dawn: Yeah. It won't happen again, Chad.
Chad: It's... okay. I mean, I know I'm not the easiest guy to be around.
Dawn: Yeah, but still. We were out of line.
Chad: *nods * Thanks, you guys.
Kevin: You're welcome. We'll just let you get back to work now.
Chad: Hey, Callis. Wanna go to this game with me?
Kevin: Uh, are you sure? I'm sort of... well, I don't deserve a game.
Chad: I know, but Mary Anne doesn't like sports and I don't think I could put up with Dawn in an arena full of junk food.
Dawn: Hey!
Kevin: *grinning * Well, okay. As your last resort, I'll go with you.
Chad: I didn't mean.... Yeah, okay. See ya then, man.
Kevin: See ya. *shuts door* That went well.
Dawn: *stiffly * Except for that remark he made about me.
Kevin: *kisses her forehead* You had it coming, Sunshine.
Dawn: *wants to be mad but relaxes* Yeaaaaaah....
Kristy: Is he.... he's braiding her hair.
Doctor: Good lord, is he really? *squints * Bit of a shoddy job, though, isn't it?
Kristy: Bit of ?
Doctor: Just trying to be polite.
Kristy: Doctor, we're snarking. There is no polite in snarking.
Doctor: Ahh. Right. Let the snarking commence.
Kristy: She's loving it, though. Mary Anne's a sucker for that sort of thing.
Doctor: Well, she's a sensitive young woman.
Kristy: No polite in snarking, remember?
Doctor: We're not going to snark her, are we?
Kristy: *frowns * You're right. No snarking Mary Anne.
Doctor: Right then. What about the other one, then? The one peeling all of the pepperonis off the the pizza. Why didn't they order plain cheese if that's what she wanted?
Kristy: Chad was in charge of ordering.
Doctor: Oh, right.
Kristy: He doesn't care about Dawn's vegetarianism. Though I think it made Mary Anne mad and he's trying to make up for it.
Doctor: Ah, that explains the clumsy braiding.
Kristy: It does. Oooh, now he's giving her a backrub! Good move!
Doctor: Yes, he doesn't want to spend an evening out on the couch after all. Smart man.
Kristy: Self preservation is very motivating. Here comes Dawn. Annnnnd she's pissed over the pizza.
Doctor: Oh, but he was just terribly pathetic peeling the slices off.
Kristy: Yeah, but all the pepperoni grease is still on it.
Doctor: Can't win, can he?
Kristy: Apparently not. Now she's.... ohhhhhh, huffy arm folding.
Doctor: *winces *
Kristy: What's he.... he's reaching into the picnic basket... what'll it be?
Doctor: Drum roll, please.
Kristy: *giggles * Annnnnd it's a bag of her favorite salad mix! Nice save there, Callis!
Doctor: Inspired, really.
Kristy: They are just... so whipped. It's amazing.
Doctor: Well, they love their partners and want them to be happy.
Kristy: *disgusted sigh* Snarking!
Doctor: Sorry! This is a bit of a pointless exercise though.
Kristy: That's why it's called snarking and not establishing world peace.
Doctor: My goodness, you are a crabby little thing. *looks at the couples* I think you're jealous.
Kristy: *quietly * Of course I am.
Doctor: *thrown by that, goes quiet and emo*
Kristy: Let's just go.
Doctor: Right then. To the TARDIS.
nutmeg610 gets bored? I entertain her of course! To the best of my ability. So, she gave me silly prompts that take place in our BSC crack-verse and I followed through. Here they are, in their dialoguey/cracky glory. Includes past and present crack pairings! Also, spoilers for future short stories and couples but... you'll live, right? Right.Steve: Yarrr, good afternoon to ya, Shelten.
Chad: *grinds teeth* Hi, Steve.
Steve: Be a good day for sailing, I'd wager. As soon as I get me a ship.
Chad: You're a pirate and don't have a ship?
Steve: No. It be a dream of mine, though.
Chad: What kind of a pirate doesn't have a ship?!
Steve: ... Well, me.
Chad: If you're going to pick an obnoxious character for yourself and go to the trouble of acting like a moron every day, you should at least put more effort into it. I mean, you don't even have a parrot.
Steve: ..... Birds freak Steve the hell out, arrrr.
Chad: *annoyed look*
Steve: *cautious smile*
Chad: *eye roll*
Steve: Would you be wantin' to go for drinks with Steve, then?
Chad: Sorry, I have to kill myself this afternoon.
Steve: *breaks character* Oh my god, if you do that, what will happen to Mary Anne and the kids?
Chad: I didn't actually mean...
Steve: The insurance company doesn't pay up if you kill yourself. They'll be forced out into the street. YOU'LL TURN JOSH INTO OLIVER TWIST!!!! AND OLIVER TWIST DIDN'T GET A SECOND HELPING OF GRUEL!!!
Chad: WILL YOU CALM THE HELL DOWN?!!!
Steve: *recoils * Steve be standin' right here. No need to shout.
Chad: I'm not REALLY going to kill myself. I was just trying to tell you that I don't want to hang out with you.
Steve: And endin' your mortal existence is preferable to spendin' an afternoon with Steve and free ale.
Chad: Yes, it- Wait, free?
Steve: Never mind, you're not interested. I think I'll call Kevin and see what he wants to do. *leaves *
Chad: *pouts * Dammit. Maybe there's something to that "nice" stuff Mary Anne's always harping about.
Andy: Heeeeeyyyy it's Big Tuna and Big Red.
Jim: Hi, Andy.
Mallory: Hi, Andy.
Andy: So; here's my idea. How about we all go out tonight and get RIPPED and have an awesome threesome? A threeAWEsome!
Jim: I don't think so, Andy.
Mallory: Jim, wait. That sounds like a great idea.
Andy: It does?
Jim: It does?
Mallory: Yes. *gives Jim significant look*
Jim: *makes a Jim face*
Mallory: But if you want to have a threeAWEsome with us, there's a few things you need to do.
Andy: I am... ALL ears. *serious listening face*
Mallory: First, you need to go for a full body waxing. I don't like hairy men.
Andy: Got it. Waxing. And?
Mallory: Then a manicure. I already have one boy with yucky fingernails, I need someone with pretty hands.
Jim: Oh, thanks Mal.
Mallory: No problem, Halpert.
Andy: Got it. And... anything else?
Mallory: Mesh t-shirt. It makes me... hot.
Andy: Hot?
Mallory: Hot .
Andy: All riiiiiiight.
Jim: Yeah, and once you get all that down, meet us at Club Smokin' at 9:30 tonight.
Andy: Sweet! That means I have to leave early if I want to get this all done... *looks concerned* You'll cover for me, Tuna?
Jim: Count on it, buddy.
Andy: Okay. Okay! Uh, see you guys tonight! *leaves grinning*
Mallory: Isn't Club Smokin' that gay bar that just opened?
Jim: *innocent face* Oh, it is? Whoops. Well, maybe Andy will make some new friends.
Mallory: *giggles * Great. Are you coming to my place or am I going to yours tonight?
Jim: Let's go to yours. And have a twoAWEsome.
Mallory: Sounds like a plan.
Chad: Okay, Callis. Let's see your hand.
Kevin: I win. Alllllllll reds.
Chad: ... You're such a tool.
Kevin: You're just jealous cuz I wiiiiiin. And I've kissed your giiirrrl. And I've seen her booooobs.
Chad: I'm drunk but I can still kill you.
Kevin: And I'm drunk, but I can still bleed on you.
Chad: ....
Kevin: *smug, I win look*
Chad: You really don't listen to yourself, do you Callis?
Kevin: See, here's the thing about you Shelten.....
Chad: .....
Kevin: ....
Chad: ....
Kevin: .....
Chad: ..... What's the thing about me?
KEvin: What ISN'T the thing about you? Deal again, I need to win Dawn some new shoes.
Chad: You didn't win. I did, because I had four of a kind.
Kevin: Lemee see your hand....
Chad: *smashes hiim in the face with his palm*
Kevin: I meant your cards .
Chad: Whoops.
Kevin: You asshole. You did that on purpose.
Chad: Well, duh.
Kevin: Fine, take all the money. Take it like you take everything else.
Chad: What's that mean?
Kevin: At the picnic last week, you ate the last cookie.
Chad: ....... It'd been sitting there for an hour; what was I supposed to do? You could've taken it!
Kevin: I was being polite!
Chad: And now you're regretting it! Live and learn!
Kevin: See, that's the thing about you, Shelten....
Chad: Are you gonna say something this time?
Kevin: Yes. The thing is.... *heavy sigh* You're a dick but you're my friend.
Chad: *surprised * Yeah?
Kevin: Uh huh. And I'll let you take the money because... because I know you'll use it to buy Mary Anne something nice. 'N I like how nice you are to her.
Chad: Okay. But we haven't been playing with money.
Kevin: We haven't?
Chad: No. It's M&Ms.
Kevin: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I thought George Washington looked funny. *picks up an M&M, inspects it*
Chad: You can help me eat 'em.
Kevin: *choked up* You're a god among men.
Chad: *munches M&M* I know.
Dawn: So, did you have fun during poker night?
Kevin: Yeah, uh, I think.
Dawn: About as much fun as you possibly can with Chad and not be Mary Anne, right?
Kevin: Well........ yeah. He's okay though.
Dawn: Yeah. He's okay. *lowers voice* Fox News is fair and balanced.
Kevin: Oh no, don't start.
Dawn: Sensitive men are pussies. Except for me, because I am the exception. Watch me turn into a puddle when Mary Anne walks in.
Kevin: *laughing *
Dawn: This country would be so much better if the god damn hippies would shut the hell up. The 60s are over, people. Let them go.
Kevin: Why the hell would I wanna save the planet; I'm not going to be here in 200 years. Let them figure it out.
Dawn: Good one! *continues * Cholesterol? I'll eat my steak and you just enjoy your rabbit food there, Dawn. *sneer * If you can.
Kevin: Hey, Callis, what's that I hear? It's the WAAAHHHHmbulance here to take your emo ass away!
Dawn: He knows what emo is?
Kevin: I heard Mary Anne explaining it to him the other day.
Dawn: *giggle snorts* I bet it was new to you, too.
Kevin: ....... It was.
Dawn: Awwww, Kev. Oh my god, Callis. I think you're gonna start growing some ovaries in a second.
Kevin: What's your issue? Are you like, on the man rag?
Dawn: Oh my god, did he really say that?!
Chad: Yes he did.
Dawn and Kevin: *jump *
Chad: Sorry, am I spoiling your fun?
Dawn: *tiny voice* Little bit. Yeah.
Chad: *sneer * Sorry. I'm just here to see Mary Anne.
Dawn: How long were you standing there?
Chad: *heads off to MA's room* *sullenly * Long enough.
Kevin and Dawn: *give each other O_O*
Dawn: Maybe we should go.
Kevin: Good idea.
Kevin and Dawn: *leave *
Mary Anne: *stomps into room* What did I tell you guys about mocking him??? *sees they're gone* She has to come home sometime.
Chad: *working at desk, hears knock on door* Who is it?
Kevin and Dawn: Us.
Chad: I'm busy.
Kevin: *opens door* This'll only take a minute.
Chad: I said I was busy . If you're planning on making fun of me, just do it behind my back like you always do.
Kevin: *opens door more to reveal Dawn has an armload of balloons and a plate full of cookies*
Dawn: So you don't want any of this?
Chad: ..... What?
Kevin: Mary Anne told us that we really hurt your feelings so... we wanted to make it up to you.
Dawn: I know some balloons and cookies aren't going to instantly make it better.
Chad: *looking over the cookies in interest* It's a start.
Dawn: We also got you these. *hands him two tickets to the Lakers game*
Chad: OMG floor seats?
Kevin: Yup. Hope you have fun, buddy. We're really sorry we were assholes.
Dawn: Yeah. It won't happen again, Chad.
Chad: It's... okay. I mean, I know I'm not the easiest guy to be around.
Dawn: Yeah, but still. We were out of line.
Chad: *nods * Thanks, you guys.
Kevin: You're welcome. We'll just let you get back to work now.
Chad: Hey, Callis. Wanna go to this game with me?
Kevin: Uh, are you sure? I'm sort of... well, I don't deserve a game.
Chad: I know, but Mary Anne doesn't like sports and I don't think I could put up with Dawn in an arena full of junk food.
Dawn: Hey!
Kevin: *grinning * Well, okay. As your last resort, I'll go with you.
Chad: I didn't mean.... Yeah, okay. See ya then, man.
Kevin: See ya. *shuts door* That went well.
Dawn: *stiffly * Except for that remark he made about me.
Kevin: *kisses her forehead* You had it coming, Sunshine.
Dawn: *wants to be mad but relaxes* Yeaaaaaah....
Kristy: Is he.... he's braiding her hair.
Doctor: Good lord, is he really? *squints * Bit of a shoddy job, though, isn't it?
Kristy: Bit of ?
Doctor: Just trying to be polite.
Kristy: Doctor, we're snarking. There is no polite in snarking.
Doctor: Ahh. Right. Let the snarking commence.
Kristy: She's loving it, though. Mary Anne's a sucker for that sort of thing.
Doctor: Well, she's a sensitive young woman.
Kristy: No polite in snarking, remember?
Doctor: We're not going to snark her, are we?
Kristy: *frowns * You're right. No snarking Mary Anne.
Doctor: Right then. What about the other one, then? The one peeling all of the pepperonis off the the pizza. Why didn't they order plain cheese if that's what she wanted?
Kristy: Chad was in charge of ordering.
Doctor: Oh, right.
Kristy: He doesn't care about Dawn's vegetarianism. Though I think it made Mary Anne mad and he's trying to make up for it.
Doctor: Ah, that explains the clumsy braiding.
Kristy: It does. Oooh, now he's giving her a backrub! Good move!
Doctor: Yes, he doesn't want to spend an evening out on the couch after all. Smart man.
Kristy: Self preservation is very motivating. Here comes Dawn. Annnnnd she's pissed over the pizza.
Doctor: Oh, but he was just terribly pathetic peeling the slices off.
Kristy: Yeah, but all the pepperoni grease is still on it.
Doctor: Can't win, can he?
Kristy: Apparently not. Now she's.... ohhhhhh, huffy arm folding.
Doctor: *winces *
Kristy: What's he.... he's reaching into the picnic basket... what'll it be?
Doctor: Drum roll, please.
Kristy: *giggles * Annnnnd it's a bag of her favorite salad mix! Nice save there, Callis!
Doctor: Inspired, really.
Kristy: They are just... so whipped. It's amazing.
Doctor: Well, they love their partners and want them to be happy.
Kristy: *disgusted sigh* Snarking!
Doctor: Sorry! This is a bit of a pointless exercise though.
Kristy: That's why it's called snarking and not establishing world peace.
Doctor: My goodness, you are a crabby little thing. *looks at the couples* I think you're jealous.
Kristy: *quietly * Of course I am.
Doctor: *thrown by that, goes quiet and emo*
Kristy: Let's just go.
Doctor: Right then. To the TARDIS.
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Date: 2007-02-18 08:03 am (UTC)*dances* \0\ /0/ \0\ /0/
*gigglefits*
*dies*
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Date: 2007-02-18 08:22 am (UTC)*does a happy dance*
*is amused*
*resurrects you for more fun crack times*
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Date: 2007-02-18 07:51 pm (UTC)Oh, if our readers only knew the circumstances! ;)
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Date: 2007-02-18 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-18 10:02 am (UTC)My favorite line:
Kevin: At the picnic last week, you ate the last cookie.
LOL! Tox and Nut, you guys put the awww in awesome *hugs you both*
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Date: 2007-02-18 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-18 06:03 pm (UTC)Kevin: *choked up* You're a god among men.
Chad: *munches M&M* I know.
*giggles like... giggly thing*
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Date: 2007-02-18 06:09 pm (UTC)Kevin: Oh no, don't start.
Dawn: Sensitive men are pussies. Except for me, because I am the exception. Watch me turn into a puddle when Mary Anne walks in.
Kevin: *laughing *
Dawn: This country would be so much better if the god damn hippies would shut the hell up. The 60s are over, people. Let them go.
Kevin: Why the hell would I wanna save the planet; I'm not going to be here in 200 years. Let them figure it out.
*grins wildly*
Yay, Dawn and Kevin! You're like me and my liberal fambly-friends. But then, when they get in trouble, they're like me... feeling bad for hurting my new conservative's feelings. Ahh, l'amour.
I think you and Meg are good for each other. In an enabling way.
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Date: 2007-02-18 09:25 pm (UTC)One of my good friends this year is a conservative but he's not a jackass about it. He knows he's surrounded by liberals and hippies and he takes it in stride. Good guy.
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Date: 2007-02-18 06:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-18 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-19 06:43 pm (UTC)How long do I have do I wait before I get the fic explaining that!!!
Oh how I enjoyed these, Steve the Pirate, Oh Joy!
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Date: 2007-02-22 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-22 09:09 am (UTC)who's Steve the Pirate?
You guys are like TOTALLY my crack pimps, and I don't even watch half these fandoms!
Althought I do love the Chad/Kevin moments of drunkenness and the Kevin/Dawn moments of mock and regret!
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Date: 2007-02-22 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-14 05:24 pm (UTC)He was also the voice of Sonny in IRobot but I don't think that could really be considered normal. He was pretty normal in the episode of Fraiser he did (well, except the whole becoming obsessed with frasier). Pretty normal in A Knights Tale.
Sorry, I'm completely in love with Alan Tudyk. Love the Jayne kinda guys but gravitate to Wash kinda guys.
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Date: 2007-06-14 05:59 pm (UTC)I haven't seen 28 Days, Frasier, or A Knight's Tale: Hence, I'm not going to write fic for those characters. I didn't say that Steve the Pirate was the only "normal" character Alan Tudyk ever played.