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[toxic_corn]

You know those people who are all ashamed to read Harry Potter books so they get the "adult" covers to appear less dorky? Well, I've gone and done the same thing for the crack BSC series. No more embarrassing block letters, folks!

















And because I'm really insane:

Comments

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

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Where do I sign up to offer to have your babies? Does the line form to your left or right?

*dances* \0\ /0/ \0\ /0/ \0\ /0/

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Actually, you're the first one here so just sign on the dotted line...

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

*bounds over all wriggly puppy excited*

Now there may be some difficulties, as you are not in possession of a peener. But it's the thought that counts, yes? Yes.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, this is how it happens: I have a cloned embryo me all set to go and you get to be the incubator. YAY! \0/

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

O_o I get to give birth to a Mara???


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That's crackalicious!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

She'll like apple sauce and He-man. Have fun!

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

Oh I see how it is. I'm to raise the Mara-spawn alone? Fine, but when she takes over the world, you will be the first she destroys.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Well. That's just plain hateful. *rips up your contract* Never mind, I don't want you to be the mother to my clone.

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

REDACT! REDACT! REDACT IT!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

It's redacted! ...well, ripped to shreds. Either way, it's gone gone gone.

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

Good!

Did you know that there's a warrant out for these two? O_o

(http://photobucket.com)

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Oooooooo yeah, trouble's been going around because I saw this at the post office:

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[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

Really, now, these couples are getting out of hand!

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[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Will no one behave??

(http://www.glassgiant.com/)

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

I guess not!

(http://photobucket.com)

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

LOLZ these are great. the covers remind me of those dirty paperback novels. =D

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's exactly what they are! Bless the creators of silly generators for those of us who like to waste time.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

ah yes. bless them, those generator thingies are what i'm actually playing with when i tell people i'm studying.
AND the cereal box & wanted posters!! LOLS. MADE OF WIN :D

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

\0/ I usually start out studying and then end up at the fun time wasters. It's just my way.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

lol. your way is a way i think many people follow.

[karanina.livejournal.com]

STEVE!!!! Oh they look so sweet together!

Very good toxic_610!!!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Wait till you see what the real cover looks like! *bounces*

[karanina.livejournal.com]

Oh you are SUCH a tease!!! I can't wait to see what happens with them!!!

[jynnantonnyx28.livejournal.com]

STEVE AND CLAUDIA!!! YES!!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

LOL Whenever Nutmeg finishes her story, I can get going on Staudia as we've been calling them. (Ooh, smushed pairing names are so mock-worthy!)

[curi-o.livejournal.com]

This really is dorky. Not that I'm complaining, mind...

Why is Captain Jack so sexy? Why do I feel that Captain Jack and Steve the Pirate would get along? Like, Captain Jack, Steve the Pirate, and The Doctor. They could be a musical group. And wear suspenders and dusters.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

I guess you're one of the traditional fans who prefer the real covers, then.

Really? I just... don't see them getting along at all. I'd think the fakey pirate thing would really get on their nerves.

[curi-o.livejournal.com]

I loved both covers, my friend. Both. Although, when it comes to BSC books, I loved the late-nineties upgrade they got, with all the portraits along the left side of the cover.

No, I think you're right about those three. It was just 'cause their names are all so, you know, title-y. They could've been like The Village People. Doctor, Construction Worker, Pirate, Indian, Captain Jack...

Mostly it's Captain Jack. I'm enthralled. It's the build, I think. He's very... solid. It's reassuring. It says, "I can be a jackass, but I'm always going to be here for you." Like Republican men. *head/desk*

It's been a rough day. Don't take anything I say too seriously.

[fairandbright.livejournal.com]

I think the Doctor would treat Steve like Mickey, and that is to say, "Who the hell is this straggler, and why in the Eye of Harmony did I let him on my TARDIS???"

I'll bet that Jack would be polite though, because he'd want to shag him. ;)

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

That's exactly how I picture it. Maybe The Doctor finally snapping and saying, "Oh, and what pirating have you done? Downloading music and films illegally from the internet?!" And then Steve would slink off and be a sad panda.

Then Jack would follow him and try to cheer him up... ;)

[ladytalon1.livejournal.com]

LMAO, these are hilarious XD

I esp. enjoy "Chad's very thorough" and "You know she does!"

hee....!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

lol That's only because I forgot what the real taglines were and couldn't be bothered to look them up. I stand by my on-the-fly ones. XD

[crazywriterchic.livejournal.com]

SO CUTE!!! Bwahahahaha!

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Nutmeg and I had entirely too much fun with these things.

[loves-bitch1301.livejournal.com]

These look so realistic! I think the Claudia and Steve one is my fav.

[toxic-corn.livejournal.com]

Nutmeg was the talented one who made the manips; I just stuck them into the generator. :D