Oh. My. God. You killed me. Several times. I've been laughing my ass off here. Really. I actually had to wipe tears.
Personal favorite so far: “You’re trying to take what’s mine,” Hamilton said, coolly. “I’ve killed for less.”
“Eet eez only a mongrel, monsieur,” one of the monkeys said. “We will buy you anuzzer.”
“You’ll put him down and be on your way now,” Hamilton disagreed.
“But we are een a hurry!” the other monkey whined. “We need a canine for zee ritual!”
or maybe it was: The gorilla howled in pain. “My wing! I cannot grow annuzzer!”
“You will not fly again, mon ami,” the other said, sadly.
Thank you soooo much for this!! I'm still giggling!! It was the awesomest awesome crack!fic ever!
Also, I love the subtle digs at Harmony... 'cause you *know* it should be me there with him in Paris *swoons* I love doggies and I won't mind if they kill my shoes! Come and get me, Hammy!
And with the way your promptfics turn out, you can bet I'll prompt you something fierce in the near future *chokes @ thought of flying monkeys*
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Date: 2006-10-26 10:30 am (UTC)Personal favorite so far:
“You’re trying to take what’s mine,” Hamilton said, coolly. “I’ve killed for less.”
“Eet eez only a mongrel, monsieur,” one of the monkeys said. “We will buy you anuzzer.”
“You’ll put him down and be on your way now,” Hamilton disagreed.
“But we are een a hurry!” the other monkey whined. “We need a canine for zee ritual!”
or maybe it was:
The gorilla howled in pain. “My wing! I cannot grow annuzzer!”
“You will not fly again, mon ami,” the other said, sadly.
Thank you soooo much for this!! I'm still giggling!! It was the awesomest awesome crack!fic ever!
Also, I love the subtle digs at Harmony... 'cause you *know* it should be me there with him in Paris *swoons* I love doggies and I won't mind if they kill my shoes! Come and get me, Hammy!
And with the way your promptfics turn out, you can bet I'll prompt you something fierce in the near future *chokes @ thought of flying monkeys*