toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (cute jayne&river)
[personal profile] toxic_corn
Title: River Tam: 1, Sleeping Beauty: 0
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All is Joss's, I'm just a wannabe!
Spoilers: Post BDM maybe. I'm honestly not sure.
Notes: I don't know where this came from. I was trying to sleep last night and this popped into my head, so I got up and wrote it. *shrug*


River Tam: 1, Sleeping Beauty: 0


Jayne was tired. The kind of tired that went all the way deep down into his bones. All he wanted was to sack out in his bunk and snore so loud Kaylee would have to pound on his door to shut him up.


He climbed down the ladder and set the lock, shedding articles of clothing on the way to his bed. Boots, jacket, socks, belt, t-shirt. His hands stilled just over the button to his trousers.


There, laying on his bed as if she had every right to be there, was the doctor’s sis. Fast asleep.


“The hell are you doin’ in here, girl?” Jayne growled.


She didn’t so much as stir.


“You got your own damn room, so get out!”


Her chest continued to rise and fall peacefully with every deep breath she took.


Growling, Jayne grasped her arm and gave it a violent shake. “Get up!”


The damn girl kept sleeping.


Frustrated, Jayne ran a hand through his hair and looked around his bunk as if expecting a solution to his problem to leap out, waving its arms at him. His attention fell to a book on his desk. He wasn’t a book person so it sure as hell wasn’t his.


Once he had the book in his hands, he recognized it. It was a stupid book of fairy tales the doc had picked up for her planet side. Lately she’d taken to carrying the damn thing everywhere. Whenever he saw her she had her nose buried in it.


He grinned wickedly. She’d sure wake up in a big gorramn hurry if he started ripping pages out of her precious book. He opened it to the page the red ribbon marked and got set to tear. But he paused once he saw what story she’d stopped on.


Sleeping Beauty.


For a moment, he stared disbelievingly at the page then at the girl snoozing on his bunk.


Son of a bitch.


He set the book back on his desk and approached the bed warily. The girl looked peaceful there on her back, hands clasped over her belly.


“This sure as hell better work,” Jayne muttered. He dropped down next to the bed, his knees popping audibly in the quiet room. He stared at her a moment and licked his lips.


Okay. He was gonna do it.


He slowly leaned forward and paused just a heartbeat away from her mouth. She sure smelled nice, like the roses his mama grew next to the kitchen steps.


Just a bit closer…


His lips touched hers gently. He had every intention of pulling back but he hadn’t counted on her lips being so soft. He ended up kissing her a little more firmly and opening his mouth a little to suck at her full lower lip. Damn, but he could get used to this.


Below him, she stirred and he jerked away guiltily. He wiped at his mouth hastily.


Her eyes fluttered open and her gaze locked on him. He felt frozen in place, not daring to move.


“Hello,” she said. Then she licked her lips with a thoughtful look on her face. “Probably mintier than Briar Rose’s kiss, but not displeasing.”


Jayne realized he was gawking at her and slammed his mouth shut. He tried to muster up his earlier irritation. “Well, I done it. Now git so’s I can go ta sleep.”


She tilted her head to the side, eyes warm. “That’s not how the story goes.”


“Well, I ain’t Prince Charming.” Jayne scowled at her, hoping it would scare her into fleeing. It wasn’t a very strong hope but stranger things had happened. Like in the past five minutes for instance.


“I wouldn’t be here if you were.”


Her response confounded him. “Huh?”


She sat up with a sigh and looped her arms around his neck. He was too surprised to shrug her off and he wasn’t going to admit it anytime soon, but it felt nice to be held.


“You’re much more interesting than some pansy-ass Prince Charming.”


He laughed, still surprised but feeling pleased now as well. “Damn straight I am. More good lookin’, too.”


The girl smiled and the curve of her lips was seductive and promising. “So, do I still get a happy ending?”


Just like that, he was hard enough to hammer nails into a steel rail with no trouble. But she didn’t know what she was saying did she? What she meant?


“I know what I’m saying,” she said dryly.


Well, that answered that question.


Gently, he eased River back onto the mattress and hovered over her, careful to keep his weight off of her. He reached out a hand and tucked the strands of hair that always seemed to hang in her face behind her ear.


Her forehead furrowed and her eyes studied his, confused by his actions.


“Happy ending it is,” he rumbled and swooped down for another kiss. “Let’s get writin’ this fairy tale.”


THE END

Date: 2006-08-23 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jayneswoman.livejournal.com
Ooooh! Funny and sexy! Good job...

Any story with a Jayne kiss in it's good for me - especailly when it's as soft and sexy as that... *grins*

Date: 2006-08-23 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Thank you! Sometimes it's just nice to have fluff for the sake of fluff. :D

Date: 2006-08-23 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icebreather.livejournal.com
Well ... wants to do a bit more than sleep and snore now, doesn't he? ;-)
This is adorable without being syrupy. I loved the dialogue.

Date: 2006-08-23 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mik109.livejournal.com
Sweet! :D

Fairy tales seem to be occupying the Rayne muses at the moment. ;)

Date: 2006-08-23 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lattelady6.livejournal.com
Very cute story. About half way through it I began to wonder if River hadn't been reading Anne Rice's 'Beauty' instead of 'Sleeping Beauty', in private of course. Oh darn you made my dirty mind surface again.

Date: 2006-08-23 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neroli66.livejournal.com
Now that's MY kinda bedtime story!! *g*

Date: 2006-08-23 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
This comment was funny not so much because of the content but because the gmail ads to the side were hilarious. "Cure sleep apnea!" "EEG & Sleep Diagnosis!"

Thanks, I try not to get too syrupy but sometimes I find someone's loosened the lid and SPLAT there it is.

Date: 2006-08-23 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Yeah, I've noticed that too. Hopefully I haven't stepped on anyone's toes with this but I figure since I didn't attempt to re-create the whole fairy tale, it'll be okay.

Thanks for reading!

Date: 2006-08-23 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
I haven't read it but I might have considered it had I not recently decided to boycott Anne Rice's work. But maybe I'll break it if I find the book at the library. Thanks for leaving a comment. :)

Date: 2006-08-24 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
LOL Right on!

Date: 2006-08-24 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lattelady6.livejournal.com
'Beauty' is the only Anne Rice I've read. I'm not interested in her other things (and Beauty got boring after a while). Just a warning, it is PORN...though I found my copy in a bookstore in the mall.

Date: 2006-08-24 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angel932.livejournal.com
“You’re much more interesting than some pansy-ass Prince Charming.”

I think you've just identified the source of my obsession with this fandom. *giggles*

Date: 2006-08-24 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanceguru.livejournal.com
Loveliness all around! ; D

Sleeping beauty is one of my favorites!

Date: 2006-08-24 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darksybarite.livejournal.com
Bwaah!

I got to "happy ending" and almost peed myself!

Anne Rice's is actually close to the original story (well, starts out that way). I think S.B. was originally awoken by the suckling of her twins...

Date: 2006-08-24 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairandbright.livejournal.com
Awww! Jayne kissing her awake is so adorable! At first I thought she was passed out and Jayne was going to get in trouble for having her down there (because doesn't he always get in trouble?). But then I saw where you were taking it, and let me tell you, if I were River, and I was lying on Jayne's bed, I'd fake being asleep until he tossed me up the ladder! *drool* Jayne's bed... mmmmmm. So cute! River's so sneaky!

Date: 2006-08-24 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaynedancing.livejournal.com
"Gently, he eased River back onto the mattress and hovered over her, careful to keep his weight off of her. He reached out a hand and tucked the strands of hair that always seemed to hang in her face behind her ear."

I like that, not straight in there with the tonsil hockey but a little hesitant, (plus I'm sure he didn't want a mush full of hair). Great. :-)

Huzzah for our side!

Date: 2006-08-24 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curi-o.livejournal.com
Even tho it's not my favorite in the world when Jayne only decides he wants River after something physical happens, I love this. Mostly because I love fairy tales like a... (well, not a monkey on crack, 'cause I've used that one already)... like someone whose fairytale ended happily the first time around. No horrible Grimm Bros. deaths.

Jayne's not a complete dumbass, after all. He clearly understands the implications of Sleeping Beauty when he sees them. Only River, though, would decide to put it into practice. Oh, River. How very strangely you do things.

Date: 2006-08-24 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Ha, mine too. It's just so true!

Date: 2006-08-24 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Thank you! I really like the fairy tale too, and loved the Disney version when I was a kid.

Date: 2006-08-24 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Ha, I'm glad you liked it!

I think S.B. was originally awoken by the suckling of her twins...

Oh, ew. Why do fairytale princes think they can just have sex with anyone dead/not asleep? I found out recently what the Prince did to Snow White recently and there's no way I'm going to be able to watch that movie again any time soon...

Date: 2006-08-24 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Oooh, or fake a nightmare so he could "comfort" you! :D

Uh, anyway. Thanks for reading!

Date: 2006-08-24 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Yeah, I wanted fairy tale magic to make Jayne really sweet. For awhile at least, because then he'd be just as dull as those nameless fairy tale princes. :D Thanks for reading!

Re: Huzzah for our side!

Date: 2006-08-24 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Even tho it's not my favorite in the world when Jayne only decides he wants River after something physical happens, I love this.

For some reason, that's never really bothered me before. Maybe because I tell myself that he's always had feelings and it took something physical to make him realize them, since he's a tactile person. Or maybe I'm just excusing him because I'm a fangirl. :P

Your reviews are always so well thought out and articulated that I feel like a dork with my stream of consciousness responses. Thank you for them, I always enjoy seeing what you have to say.

bleh, anne rice..

Date: 2006-08-24 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Ah, I kinda figured. Anne Rice is the author after all... though I think she might prefer the term "erotica" rather than "porn," but I'm not going to quibble over word choice. :) Judging by the big crazy review she left on Amazon awhile back for people who dared not to like her work, she can fight her own long-winded battles.

Re: bleh, anne rice..

Date: 2006-08-24 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lattelady6.livejournal.com
Thats so funny. As I said I've never read her other things. She can call Beauty erotic is she likes, but it's porn and worse yet it's boring porn because she is so repetitive. Only the very beginning would have been fit with your story. Since the prince isn't very charming and sleeps with Beauty upon waking her.

Re: bleh, anne rice..

Date: 2006-08-24 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
Ew, wouldn't she have really foul morning breath? I've been pondering this since I was a kid. I liked the original story and everything but I figured if my breath was so awful after 12 hours of sleep, then hers had to be KILLER after a hundred years.

Date: 2006-08-25 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icebreather.livejournal.com
lol I love coincidences like that ... 'course, apnea might be why he's so tired, and why he slept all the way through Early's assault on their ship, not getting the oxygen his brain needs (also might explain some of the things he does); does he snore, I wonder? Maybe he does need that sleep study ... eh, never mind me, just babbling.
Actually I (secretly) love the syrupy, too. I just don't let it get around ... well, guess I just did.

Date: 2006-08-25 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
That could be a funny fic, River dragging Jayne to a sleep clinic because of his snoring. XD

Actually I (secretly) love the syrupy, too. I just don't let it get around ... well, guess I just did.

I enjoy the syrupy too, sometimes. Like when I watch those Family Channel romance movies. I berate myself for watching them yet... they're such good, silly fun!

Date: 2006-08-31 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karanina.livejournal.com
Awww! That's adorable! Good thinking River!

Date: 2006-08-31 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxic-corn.livejournal.com
She really is a genius! :P

Profile

toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (Default)
toxic_corn

May 2020

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920 212223
24252627282930
31      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Feb. 2nd, 2026 04:54 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios