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toxic_cornYeah, yeah, yeah. Another crackverse thing in how many days now? I have Firefly stuff on the way, just hold your water.
For now, here's more crackverse Who stuff! I was meaning to post this at the end of the story but since my computer won't be hooked up at home (*grumble grumble*) I'm posting it now.
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01. Human Behavior - Bjork
They're terribly terribly moody
Then all of a sudden turn happy
But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so, ever so satisfying
The Doctor's fascinated with humans, always has been. As for human moodiness, who isn't more moody than Kristy?
"...Those questions were remarkably easy."
Kristy's eyes narrowed at his dismissive tone. "What?! This is a top level class; it isn't supposed to be easy."
He shrugged, stuffing his hands into his pockets. "Well, difficult for humans maybe. This was a nice way to waste an afternoon, but I'd better try contacting that Angdroglab again before he eats someone."
Okay, ouch. That hurt. And Kristy was never one to express her hurt very well. "Waste an afternoon, huh? Yeah, by acting superior. Thanks for being a total bastard." She started walking quickly away from him, hoping he wouldn't tag along like he had earlier.
"What'd I say?" he called after her.
In answer, she simply flipped him off over her shoulder.
"Some humans," she heard him grumble as she slammed the door open.
02. Ani DiFranco - Falling Is Like This
Feels like reckless driving when we're talking
It's fun while it lasts, and it's faster than walking
But no one's going to sympathize when we crash
They'll say "you hit what you head for, you get what you ask"
Now begins the process of bonding between Kristy and The Doctor. Of course they're both going to deny their feelings. Where's the fun if they just fall into each other's arms, after all?
Is he cute? Claudia, I don't really think of him like that. Or at least he doesn't think of me like that. It's not an issue, okay? So let's drop it.
03. Can't Help Falling In Love - Lick the Tins
Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Take my hand, take my whole life too
For I cant help falling in love with you
Though they fight it every step of the way, they fall in love.
Kristy dropped her head to his shoulder. "I'm just glad you're here."
The Doctor looked at her in surprise. "We're friends, Kristy. And that means more than just having fun. It's being there when you need a shoulder to cry on."
"Yeah. The offer's open if you ever need one, too."
04 Part of Your World (Reprise) - The Little Mermaid
What what I give to live where you are?
What would I pay to stay here beside you,
What would I do to see you smiling at me?
Kristy longs for The Doctor.
She smiled hazily at him. "Hi, you."
"Hello." The Doctor smiled.
She stared at him, looking utterly enchanted. "Always so pretty..."
"Well I do have this 'dashing' thing going for me."
"Yeaaaaah. I like your eyes." She dropped her cheek to Gil's shoulder and continued to stare at The Doctor dreamily.
05. Open Your Heart - Madonna
So you choose to look the other way
Well, I've got something to say
Don't try to run I can keep up with you
Nothing can stop me from trying, you've got to
Open your heart with the key
One is such a lonely number
Kristy tries to convince The Doctor that the two of them could work.
"I've been hoping to meet someone else. So it won't hurt as much." She nodded and added mostly to herself, "And I will. Because the universe is a big place."
The Doctor sighed, not really wanting to picture that scenario either. "You're right; you will. Someone better suited for you than me."
"I don't know about that. In my fantasies, we're amazing together." She went glassy-eyed, no doubt reliving a particular favorite.
"Well there's a reason those are fantasies, Kristy. They wouldn't work in real life."
06. A Kiss to Build A Dream On - Louis Armstrong
Give me a kiss to build a dream on
And my imagination will thrive upon that kiss
Sweetheart, I ask no more than this
A kiss to build a dream on
And then it happens: The kiss that changed everything.
Well, if they were only going to do this once, they may as well do it right. The Doctor opened his mouth and stifled a moan when her tongue slipped inside, lightly touching his. She was practically in his lap now and he could feel her pouring all of her love into her kiss, as if hoping to dispense it all inside him so she could be free of it. He gently gripped her hips and kissed back, keeping a curb on his own desire. She couldn't know that he felt the same for her; it would be too painful for the both of them. He had to make his reciprocation look polite and distant and not...
07. There's a Fine, Fine Line - Avenue Q
There's a fine, fine line between together and not
And there's a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while you're still in your prime...
After getting her kiss, Kristy lets The Doctor go.
"Um, do you think I can check out the place on my own?" Kristy interrupted. "You know, just as a change of pace?"
He deflated a little. "On your own?"
"I'll be careful," she promised.
"I'm not sure..."
"It's just that I could meet more people if you weren't with me."
08. Kiss the Girl - Ashley Tisdale
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she wont say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Then the dreaded happens: Another man enters Kristy's life. The Doctor had better act fast before he loses her forever.
Her face lit up. "Oh, hey! What're you doing here?"
Gil grinned. "I couldn't stay with them, after what they did to you. Besides, they would have had my head on a platter for helping you escape."
Thinking of how he'd protected her during her imprisonment, she went to him and hugged him tight. "Thank you so much. I don't think I would've made it without you."
"You're welcome," Gil whispered, hugging her back. "Glad you're alright."
The Doctor pretended not to watch as he set the coordinates for their next destination.
09 Fever - Peggy Lee
you give me fever
when you kiss me
fever when you hold me tight
Fever
In the morning
Fever all through the night
And of course, there's sex.
"We hadn't been... he hadn't been you for a long time. So I- I guess that's why I was so, um. Enthusiastic. Last night," she said blushing.
"I rather like the enthusiastic you."
She laughed and looked away, embarrassed. "I've um. Never been that enthusiastic before."
"Well then, lucky me, eh?"
10 Earth Angel - The Penguins
Earth angel,
Earth angel
Will you be mine
My darling dear
Love you all the time
I'm just a fool,
A fool in love, with you
Finally, they admit their feelings for each other and there is much rejoicing.
"I was trying to move on," Kristy snapped. "God, I tried so hard! But..."
"But what, Kristy?" The Doctor asked quietly. "You couldn't, just like I couldn't deny to myself that I have these feeling for you."
"....feelings for me?" she repeated, looking like she didn't quite dare to hope.
The Doctor nodded. "Yes."
11. Love for Tomorrow - Isobel Campbell
And now you come to me
Offering a rainbow
And now you come to me
With love for tomorrow
But now we must be wise
We have both been burnt here
I'm looking in your eyes
Yet still there's much to learn
This just screams Kristy and The Doctor to me.
"I don't like normal guys, anyway," Kristy said. "Aliens are much more fun."
The Doctor kissed her belly lightly. "We certainly are."
"Specially Time Lords."
He smiled sadly, thinking that there were no other Time Lords. Not anymore. "Especially so."
"I know there's only one left, but he's a lovely one."
Grinning softly, he nuzzled her hand.
"Gonna love him forever, at least."
12. Caledonia - Lisa Kelly
Now I have moved and I've kept on moving
Proved the points that I needed proving
Lost the friends that I needed losing
Found others on the way
I have kissed the fellas and left them crying
Stolen dreams, yes, there's no denying
I have traveled hard, sometimes with conscience flying
Somewhere with the wind
Kristy's grown as a person and loves having her adventures but she gets homesick now and then. Particularly at a certain time in her life. ;)
Kristy bit her lip a moment. "Then maybe you should take me back home. I can't... I can't stand aside and let you put yourself in danger."
"For how long?" he asked, face blank.
"Until the baby's born?"
The Doctor nodded. "Alright. But I'm staying with you."
Kristy's face lit up. "I was about to ask just that."
Smiling, The Doctor said, "I wouldn't go traipsing around all space and time while you were at home waiting to give birth."
"Yeah. You love me too much." Kristy smiled back.
"Very true." He turned to the controls. "Now: Connecticut?"
13 Changes - Butterfly Boucher and David Bowie
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I cant trace time
And so they go traveling through time and space. I like the duet version of this; Nutmeg and I usually have our characters get drunk and do kareoke and this one is definitely Kristy and The Doctor's.
Sendspace download link : here
Let me know if you want individual songs; I'll gladly upload it for you. :) Also: let me know if you take so I'll know how well this whole fanmix thing goes for me and if I ever want to do it again. :)
For now, here's more crackverse Who stuff! I was meaning to post this at the end of the story but since my computer won't be hooked up at home (*grumble grumble*) I'm posting it now.
** Artwork by the lovely
nutmeg610They're terribly terribly moody
Then all of a sudden turn happy
But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so, ever so satisfying
The Doctor's fascinated with humans, always has been. As for human moodiness, who isn't more moody than Kristy?
"...Those questions were remarkably easy."
Kristy's eyes narrowed at his dismissive tone. "What?! This is a top level class; it isn't supposed to be easy."
He shrugged, stuffing his hands into his pockets. "Well, difficult for humans maybe. This was a nice way to waste an afternoon, but I'd better try contacting that Angdroglab again before he eats someone."
Okay, ouch. That hurt. And Kristy was never one to express her hurt very well. "Waste an afternoon, huh? Yeah, by acting superior. Thanks for being a total bastard." She started walking quickly away from him, hoping he wouldn't tag along like he had earlier.
"What'd I say?" he called after her.
In answer, she simply flipped him off over her shoulder.
"Some humans," she heard him grumble as she slammed the door open.
Feels like reckless driving when we're talking
It's fun while it lasts, and it's faster than walking
But no one's going to sympathize when we crash
They'll say "you hit what you head for, you get what you ask"
Now begins the process of bonding between Kristy and The Doctor. Of course they're both going to deny their feelings. Where's the fun if they just fall into each other's arms, after all?
Is he cute? Claudia, I don't really think of him like that. Or at least he doesn't think of me like that. It's not an issue, okay? So let's drop it.
Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Take my hand, take my whole life too
For I cant help falling in love with you
Though they fight it every step of the way, they fall in love.
Kristy dropped her head to his shoulder. "I'm just glad you're here."
The Doctor looked at her in surprise. "We're friends, Kristy. And that means more than just having fun. It's being there when you need a shoulder to cry on."
"Yeah. The offer's open if you ever need one, too."
What what I give to live where you are?
What would I pay to stay here beside you,
What would I do to see you smiling at me?
Kristy longs for The Doctor.
She smiled hazily at him. "Hi, you."
"Hello." The Doctor smiled.
She stared at him, looking utterly enchanted. "Always so pretty..."
"Well I do have this 'dashing' thing going for me."
"Yeaaaaah. I like your eyes." She dropped her cheek to Gil's shoulder and continued to stare at The Doctor dreamily.
So you choose to look the other way
Well, I've got something to say
Don't try to run I can keep up with you
Nothing can stop me from trying, you've got to
Open your heart with the key
One is such a lonely number
Kristy tries to convince The Doctor that the two of them could work.
"I've been hoping to meet someone else. So it won't hurt as much." She nodded and added mostly to herself, "And I will. Because the universe is a big place."
The Doctor sighed, not really wanting to picture that scenario either. "You're right; you will. Someone better suited for you than me."
"I don't know about that. In my fantasies, we're amazing together." She went glassy-eyed, no doubt reliving a particular favorite.
"Well there's a reason those are fantasies, Kristy. They wouldn't work in real life."
Give me a kiss to build a dream on
And my imagination will thrive upon that kiss
Sweetheart, I ask no more than this
A kiss to build a dream on
And then it happens: The kiss that changed everything.
Well, if they were only going to do this once, they may as well do it right. The Doctor opened his mouth and stifled a moan when her tongue slipped inside, lightly touching his. She was practically in his lap now and he could feel her pouring all of her love into her kiss, as if hoping to dispense it all inside him so she could be free of it. He gently gripped her hips and kissed back, keeping a curb on his own desire. She couldn't know that he felt the same for her; it would be too painful for the both of them. He had to make his reciprocation look polite and distant and not...
There's a fine, fine line between together and not
And there's a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while you're still in your prime...
After getting her kiss, Kristy lets The Doctor go.
"Um, do you think I can check out the place on my own?" Kristy interrupted. "You know, just as a change of pace?"
He deflated a little. "On your own?"
"I'll be careful," she promised.
"I'm not sure..."
"It's just that I could meet more people if you weren't with me."
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she wont say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Then the dreaded happens: Another man enters Kristy's life. The Doctor had better act fast before he loses her forever.
Her face lit up. "Oh, hey! What're you doing here?"
Gil grinned. "I couldn't stay with them, after what they did to you. Besides, they would have had my head on a platter for helping you escape."
Thinking of how he'd protected her during her imprisonment, she went to him and hugged him tight. "Thank you so much. I don't think I would've made it without you."
"You're welcome," Gil whispered, hugging her back. "Glad you're alright."
The Doctor pretended not to watch as he set the coordinates for their next destination.
you give me fever
when you kiss me
fever when you hold me tight
Fever
In the morning
Fever all through the night
And of course, there's sex.
"We hadn't been... he hadn't been you for a long time. So I- I guess that's why I was so, um. Enthusiastic. Last night," she said blushing.
"I rather like the enthusiastic you."
She laughed and looked away, embarrassed. "I've um. Never been that enthusiastic before."
"Well then, lucky me, eh?"
Earth angel,
Earth angel
Will you be mine
My darling dear
Love you all the time
I'm just a fool,
A fool in love, with you
Finally, they admit their feelings for each other and there is much rejoicing.
"I was trying to move on," Kristy snapped. "God, I tried so hard! But..."
"But what, Kristy?" The Doctor asked quietly. "You couldn't, just like I couldn't deny to myself that I have these feeling for you."
"....feelings for me?" she repeated, looking like she didn't quite dare to hope.
The Doctor nodded. "Yes."
And now you come to me
Offering a rainbow
And now you come to me
With love for tomorrow
But now we must be wise
We have both been burnt here
I'm looking in your eyes
Yet still there's much to learn
This just screams Kristy and The Doctor to me.
"I don't like normal guys, anyway," Kristy said. "Aliens are much more fun."
The Doctor kissed her belly lightly. "We certainly are."
"Specially Time Lords."
He smiled sadly, thinking that there were no other Time Lords. Not anymore. "Especially so."
"I know there's only one left, but he's a lovely one."
Grinning softly, he nuzzled her hand.
"Gonna love him forever, at least."
Now I have moved and I've kept on moving
Proved the points that I needed proving
Lost the friends that I needed losing
Found others on the way
I have kissed the fellas and left them crying
Stolen dreams, yes, there's no denying
I have traveled hard, sometimes with conscience flying
Somewhere with the wind
Kristy's grown as a person and loves having her adventures but she gets homesick now and then. Particularly at a certain time in her life. ;)
Kristy bit her lip a moment. "Then maybe you should take me back home. I can't... I can't stand aside and let you put yourself in danger."
"For how long?" he asked, face blank.
"Until the baby's born?"
The Doctor nodded. "Alright. But I'm staying with you."
Kristy's face lit up. "I was about to ask just that."
Smiling, The Doctor said, "I wouldn't go traipsing around all space and time while you were at home waiting to give birth."
"Yeah. You love me too much." Kristy smiled back.
"Very true." He turned to the controls. "Now: Connecticut?"
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I cant trace time
And so they go traveling through time and space. I like the duet version of this; Nutmeg and I usually have our characters get drunk and do kareoke and this one is definitely Kristy and The Doctor's.
Sendspace download link : here
Let me know if you want individual songs; I'll gladly upload it for you. :) Also: let me know if you take so I'll know how well this whole fanmix thing goes for me and if I ever want to do it again. :)
