Veronica Mars fic for curikitten's request

Title: Five Cases Veronica Would Never Take
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Neptune and its many lovely inhabitants belong to Rob Thomas.
Summary: Crack. Crack crackity crack. I can't even defend this.
Notes: curikitten's request in the Five Fic meme game. Got a prompt? Leave one there.

For curikitten


( Don't Leave Me Hangin' on the Telephone )

( How Does It Feel When You Got No Herb? )

( I Thought That They Were Angels )

( Secret Agent Man )

( I Saw the News Today, Oh Boy )

awww, can i keep 'em??

Sure to induce a gigglefit: Summer and Alan re-enact the famous dinosaur scene at Dragoncon.


If you don't melt at Summer's delivery of "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" then you're just not human. ;)


ETA: The same panel moment but with much better sound. Of course, the picture's worse and bounces a lot so hopefully no one gets motion sickness. :P