toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: rayne - otp)
Title: You Spin Me Round
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: River/Jayne
Summary: All it takes is a simple hoop to resolve a marital dispute.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sunshineali's prompt "Hula Hoop"


You Spin Me Round )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (DW: river & eleven - badasses)
Title: Spoilers
Rating: G
Fandom: Doctor Who/Firefly
Disclaimer: All is Joss's and the Moffatt's. And Fox and BBC and basically everyone but me. I just play.
Summary: Who were the people who helped Simon break River out of the Academy?
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mystic_notions who wanted River and River fic. This one takes place during the opening moments of the BDM and prior to the current season of Doctor Who.


Spoilers )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: river - no power in the 'verse)
Title: Cold
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG for some cussin'
Disclaimer: All is Joss's, I just borrow.
Pairing: PreRayne
Synopsis: River interrupts a Tall Card game with an important announcement: She's cold.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] karanina's prompt: Cinderella.



Cold )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (MLP: pinkie pie - starry-eyed)
Title: No One Puts Pinkie In a Corner
Author: Toxic Corn
Fandom: MLP: Friendship is Magic/Firefly
Disclaimer: I'm.. basically insane. Also, Joss Whedon, Hasbro, yadda I own nothing.
Summary: Jayne meets Pinkie Pie. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ladytalon1's prompt where she asked for Jayne and Pinkie in a barfight. This would've cooperated better had she chosen Rainbow Dash instead of Pinkie, so I worked with what our favorite party planner is capable of. :P


No One Puts Pinkie In a Corner )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: jayne - the man they call jayne)
Title: Fix It!
Author: Toxic Corn
Rating: PG for some cussin'
Disclaimer: All is Joss's, I just borrow.
Pairing: PreRayne
Synopsis: After a mishap with chewing tobacco, Mal orders Jayne to "fix it."
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] fluties_flake's prompt: Haircut.


Fix It! )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: nettie - <3)
Hey, uh, remember how I've been hemming and hawing all these years about a sequel to my AU Firefly fic Girl Anachronism? (If you don't, nor do you care, feel free to scroll on to the rest of your f-list since the rest of this entry will bore the bejeezus out of you.)


Um, I have the first chapter written. I don't know if I'm going to have the momentum, inspiration, or motivation to finish it but hey, I got the first chapter written. Does anyone want to read it?


Well, here it is.


The First Fic Toxic Has Written in... ? )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (DW: ten/donna KEES)
I got to have dinner with the lovely Hitch tonight (who I haven't seen in over a YEAR sadface!). We went to a local Chinese buffet and talked all about the upcoming wedding and where our lives have gone since we last saw each other. Sigh. I hate being a grown up; I want all my friends in close walking distance like in the dorms!


Futile wishes out of the way, here's the meme catch-up!


Day 14 - Favorite male character


Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly. He's badass, he's smart, he's hot, and he wears an ensemble of tight pants and suspenders! What's not to love, honestly? I guess you could argue that his remarks about Inara being a whore are annoying but uh, she has sex for money, guys. By definition, that's what a whore is. And he's only frustrated because he knows she's BETTER than that. Even being a fan of him and knowing where he's coming from, I still want to smack him upside the head when he starts calling her a whore. "Uh, doofus? You know how you're all in love with her and shit? Well, saying this stuff ISN'T ENDEARING YOURSELF TO HER. Protip: Don't call your potential love interest a whore when she's really a culturally acceptable geisha companion. So stop it." *whacks him with rolled up newspaper*


Day 15 - Favorite female character


Donna Noble from Doctor Who. She came on as a full-time companion exactly when we needed her. Ten had chased off the lovely Martha with all his whinging about Rose ("Rose would know what to do." WTF NO SHE WOULD NOT. WHAT THE HELL. SHUT UP.) and Donna stepped in to distract him with her awesomeness. Because she wasn't in love with him, she didn't put up with him talking down to her and would tell him off the instant he did it. ("Doctor, Time Lord, Yeah!" / "Donna, Human, No!" remains one of my all-time favorite scenes from the show.) She wasn't all sass though; the woman was filled to the brim with compassion and I remember people bitching about how often Donna cried. Which I kind of took offense too since I was usually crying along with her. Doctor Who makes me cry, what can I say? Donna Noble has left the library; Donna Noble has been saved.


Earlier Days )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: jayne - the man they call jayne)
It's almost July and I'm bored right now so I figured I'd do that tv meme I've been meaning to do. Perfect since August will be way too busy for me to do a daily meme. :D Let's kick this one off, shall we?


Day 01 - A show that should have never been canceled




Firefly. I kind of didn't want to pick this one because everyone says Firefly should never have been canceled but when I think about what I'd pick instead, Arrested Development and Angel in particular, I realize that those had pretty decent runs with three and five seasons respectively. Firefly had an interesting concept, excellent writing, fabulous characters, and it was just plain fun to watch. It deserved a full season. (Though sometimes I think it's so beloved and admired because Joss didn't get the chance to fuck with it and torture his characters like an eight year old boy torturing an ant with a magnifying glass on a sunny day. I admire the man but Jesus Christ, he has some serious issues with just allowing people to be HAPPY.)


The rest of the days )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: jayne - the man they call jayne)
I'm on a mission to cheer myself up and what's worked in the past? Fic! So I wrote my first Firefly fic in forever. It's not my best and I'm not terribly proud of it but it made me giggle as I typed so I think it did its job.


Title: I Like The Sonnets But The Comedies Are Better
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: G. Very G.
Disclaimer: So not even mine. Joss is boss, etc.
Summary: Jayne does not like being the object of mockery. At all.
Note/Warning: Shakespeare quoted. Also not mine.


I Like The Sonnets But the Comedies Are Better )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (Default)
Hey, check this out!


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I won something! I didn't even know that I was nominated, lol. Thanks for those of you who voted for my video. And hey, f-list, you should go check out the winners. [livejournal.com profile] fairandbright in particular since you won something.
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (nettie <3)
Title: Fidelity
Author: toxic_corn
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All is Joss's. Nothing save the children is mine.
Summary: River sees children in her future... with Jayne.
Notes: Takes place prior to Songs From A Firefly.

Video: Song by Regina Spektor


Fic and Video )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: rayne: words divide us)
Title: Back in the Day
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] sunshineali wanted River and Jayne to spend the night at the Tam House. This may not be what she had in mind...
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] sunshineali at my Rayne request post.


Back in the Day )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (FF: rayne - by my side)
Title: A Difficult Decision
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River and Jayne need to figure a few things out.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] karanina at my Rayne request post. Serves as a short prologue to Songs From a Firefly.


A Difficult Decision )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (river&jayne arm bonding)
Title: The Job Description
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: River has a job for Jayne.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hyacinthian at my Rayne request post.


The Job Description )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (pretty rayne)
Title: Rewiring (2/2)
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: A medical study gives River an idea...

Previous part here.

Could you help me again tonight? )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (pretty rayne)
Title: Rewiring (1/2)
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: A medical study gives River an idea...


Shut the hell up so I can work my magic )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (pretty rayne)
I've had the second Serenity: Better Days comic for awhile and I totally meant to share some cool stuff with my non-comic reading friends but I totally forgot. So here are some Jayne and River bits of info and pictures! \0/


You Know You're Intrigued )

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Mar. 27th, 2008 12:40 pm
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (lazytown: stephie lolz)
[livejournal.com profile] jaynedancing has already linked to this, but in response to the foaming man-hater posing as a feminist's diatribe against Joss Whedon's alleged misogyny, this LJ-er wins the internets.


Best response ever; no one needs to say anything else about the subject.
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (pretty rayne)
Title: In His Bunk
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: What happened after Jayne decided River was prettiest?
Notes: Follows River Gets A Gun and Drinking Night.


In His Bunk )
toxic_corn: Summer Glau is pretty. (deadly rayne)
Title: River Gets A Gun
Author: toxic_corn
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Everything is Joss's. Not mine.
Summary: How River got her ginormous gun.
Notes: The prequel to Drinking Night. Sequel coming soon!


River Gets A Gun )

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