Everything Is Terrible! A group of AV enthusiasts have taken on the hilarious task of watching weird old VHS tapes and editing the more bizarre/funny/surreal moments into a 1:30 clip. I'm working my way through these and my favorite so far has to be the creepy anti-Harry Potter video. Especially when the lady earnestly describes how "Voldemore" "sucks the unicorn."
( Previous Days )
... I liked it. Shut up. I think it helped going into it thinking, "Oh man, this is gonna suck. This is gonna suck so very, very hard." So then the parts that sucked made me laugh hysterically (it helps that I watched with my younger brother who has never seen an episode of Doctor Who in his life) and the awesome parts were all the more awesome surrounded by crap.
For instance, ( Here we delve into the land of spoilers, yay! )
( Spoilers, mah babies )
(hey, I'm bothering to do it!)
Surviving Ophelia by Cheryl Dellasega - 120
The Works of Jane Austen: Emma - 523
Go Ask Alice by "Anonymous" (still not buying this as a real diary AT ALL) - 108
Step 2: Post a line/stanza from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: No cheating.
( Come Play My Game )
This entry brought to you by Cherry Dr. Pepper too late in the evening. Cherry Dr. Pepper: the only Dr. Pepper that doesn't taste like vomit to me. (Yeah, I stole one of the bf's Dr. Peppers. Call it revenge for when I told him he could have "some" of my Wild Cherry Pepsi and he ended up drinking a third of the case before I had to hide the remaining three cans to ensure that I actually got a few of the sodas I BOUGHT.)
(Also, I like this song way more than I should. Not so guilty pleasure? Yes indeedy!)
... CLAIRE/AQUA!ALEX OTP FOR REALSIES!
( Andy Wasn't Even in the Episode, You Guys )
Also, I've only JUST discovered Fail Blog which had me in stitches yesterday. Also also, stoney321 and cleolinda have been writing hilarious critiques of the Twilight books. All in all, it's been pretty lulzy up in here the last few days.
So, toxic_corn, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 0% unique and 12% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.
Your overall weirdness is: 10
(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 15% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
All right! \0/ And OMG I just learned how to sparkle !!! Me versus you, Edward! After school behind the cafeteria! BRING YOUR JAZZ HANDS!
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
*kicking legs and laughing gleefully* I love this man. Seriously! And he's my age so for once one of my crushes is appropriate!
WHAT CRACK. I'd read it for realsies but... I like reading it with the boring shit filter on. *claps* Rock on, Smeyer! You so crazy!